Another one my old French teacher would say is:
Imagine you are on a train, and the door window is open and a Frenchman is looking through it. You see a train coming at speed in the opposite direction and to stop a potential injury to this Frenchman, you say "Look out" and point to the train. At this point the Frenchman sticks his head out the window too
look out, and......
Granted, this does rely on the Frenchman to take your words literally.
Getting back to Maiden and singing songs that are patriotic to England, I was listening to the Chemical Wedding and thought that the track Jerusalem* is possibly the closest Bruce has ever come to singing
patriotically. I realise that this was not his intention at all, but he would not be that ignorant of knowing what the song means to quite a lot of us English. It is one of the favourites to be the English national anthem (not Bruce's version mind, but that would be pretty good as well) - rather than the
borrowed God Save the Queen. Personally, the original Jerusalem hymn would be my second favourite anthem behind Manowar's "Hail to England."
*(And yes, it wasn't Maiden but Bruce - but so what!)