DRUNK POSTING

[Night Prowler]

I’m pregnant.

Congrats! Just don't do a gender reveal party.

 

[Magnus]

I’m pregnant.

I'm pretty sure it was Saap.

 

[Saapanael]

I'm pretty sure it was Saap.

Nah, that good-for-nothing bastard couldn't even impregnate me.

 

[Magnus]

Nah, that good-for-nothing bastard couldn't even impregnate me.

 

[Travis The Dragon]

Wrong fuckin place for that party post!

 

[Saapanael]

I was at a rock concert and saw this SUPER beautiful redhead.

 

[jazz from hell]

I don't care how many girls you've dated, man, but you ain't lived 'til you've had your tires rotated by a red headed woman.

 

[Magnus]

I was at a rock concert and saw this SUPER beautiful redhead.

I don't care how many girls you've dated, man, but you ain't lived 'til you've had your tires rotated by a red headed woman.

“let’s have a threesome”

It's called Montana sandwich here

 

[Magnus]

^And the minute I posted this, this ad appeared:

Scary or what?!!

 

[Magnus]

^And the minute I posted this, the ad disappeared.
I'm outta here.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

^And the minute I posted this, the ad disappeared.
I'm outta here.

 

[Jer]

^And the minute I posted this, the ad disappeared.
I'm outta here.

Is it still a Montana Sandwich if the girl has grey hair...?

 

[Saapanael]

If you’re drunk and you’re happy clap your hands.

 

[Saapanael]

^And the minute I posted this, this ad appeared:
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Scary or what?!!

I would meet that MILF.

 

[Night Prowler]

FUCK THE WORLD HAIL AND KILL

 

[Night Prowler]

ONLY CAPS LOCK TONIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS

 

[Jer]

Where the fuck is @Magnus? Don’t give me this “I have to sleep” bullshit, ya limp pimp, Di’anno manno, black metal kettle, growler prowler. Probably sticking your New Year’s spear in some lank skank on a river bank while she gives your friend a quick yank.

Pour one out for @John Silver, whose lack of impulse control sent him down a dark hole, leaving us with less time in rhyme and no laughter from the rafters. He gave the woke gits fits, though he overstepped a bit. Cancelled by his own hand, his jokes were still grand. Still 2020’s greatest loss, but no one gives a toss — except my fake aunt Agnes, and our good friend @Magnus.

Happy New Year, you fomenting quibbler!

 

[Magnus]

 

[Lampwick 43]

The hiccups are one of those things that you completey forget even exist until you get them.

I have them right now.

 

[Saapanael]

Phuck