DRUNK POSTING

Jer

Love in anger
Where the fuck is @Magnus? Don’t give me this “I have to sleep” bullshit, ya limp pimp, Di’anno manno, black metal kettle, growler prowler. Probably sticking your New Year’s spear in some lank skank on a river bank while she gives your friend a quick yank.

Pour one out for @John Silver, whose lack of impulse control sent him down a dark hole, leaving us with less time in rhyme and no laughter from the rafters. He gave the woke gits fits, though he overstepped a bit. Cancelled by his own hand, his jokes were still grand. Still 2020’s greatest loss, but no one gives a toss — except my fake aunt Agnes, and our good friend @Magnus.

Happy New Year, you fomenting quibbler!
 
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