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Create your own Iron Maiden album!

Discussion in 'Can I Play with Madness?' started by Stardust, Dec 15, 2013.

  1. The Flash

    The Flash Dennis Wilcock did 9/11

    There was a dear band called Anal Cunt who had some beautiful song titles like:

    Dictators are Cool
    Hitler was a Sensitive Man
    Recycling is Gay
    I Sent a Thank You Card to the Guy That Raped You
    Being Ignorant is Awesome
    Obviously Adopted
    I Sold Your Dog to a Chinese Restaurant
    All Our Fans are Gay
    Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck
    I Sent Concentration Camp Footage to America's Funniest Home Videos
    You're Pregnant So I Kicked You in the Stomach
    When I Think of True Punk Rock Bands, I Think of Nirvana and Melvins
    Guess Which 10 of These Are Actual Song Titles
    You Looked Divorced
    Last edited: Dec 15, 2013
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  2. Collin

    Collin Jambi

    Ok here's mine.
    .Frontier Final The
    1. Frontier Final The ...15 Satellite
    2. Dorado El
    3. Mercy of Mother
    4. Home Coming
    5. Alchemist The
    6 Avalon of Isle
    7. Dnilbrats
    8. Talisman The
    9. King Be Would Who Man
    10. Blows Wind Wild the When
    11. The Fugitive II
  3. Eric Wright

    Eric Wright Nomad

    Ah yes, I am quite familiar with the legendary Anal Cunt. I get a kick out of reading their lyrics.
  4. Stardust

    Stardust A Blue Sector Mirage

    Iron Maiden - The Sin Master (2014)
    1: Where Dead Men Have Eyes (5:06) (Dickinson/Harris)
    2: Bring The Thunder (6:18) (Single) (Gers/Murray)
    3: Everyone Has A Dark Side (4:56) (Harris/Gers)
    4: The Sin Master (7:46) (Dickinson)
    5: Breaking Out Of Hell (3:49) (Single) (Smith/Dickinson)
    6: Reflections (6:48) (Smith/Harris)
    7: In The Midst Of Loneliness (6:32) (Smith)
    8: Freedom Fighters (8:44) (Harris)
    Length: 47:99
  5. Eric Wright

    Eric Wright Nomad

    Steve gets depressed again, resulting in Maiden turning to a new sound. Fascinated by the recent emo/post-hardcore movement in heavy music, he used this raw sound to express his feelings of angst and rebellion. The band has started their "World Teenage Angst Tour" and now perform in skinny jeans, not to mention having acquired a wide variety of tattoos, and most of the songs now reduced to breakdowns to truly express his misery in it's raw, beating rage. They also have lots of eyeliner now. This is Maiden's most progressive and lyrically provocative album signaling Maiden's new change in musical direction to a brilliantly evocative screamo atmosphere that is sure to get the waterworks going.

    All lyrics penned by Stepehen Percy "Blackened Tears" Harris.

    Dark Depressing Misery (2014)

    1. I Hate my Life (3:00)
    2. My GF Won't Text Me Back (2:45)
    3. My Band's Frontman is a Pretentious Douchebag (Vocals sound very irritated and pissed off on this track for some reason) (3:00)
    4. You Broke My Heart You Cheating Bitch (5:00)
    4. Middle Class Misery (4:28)
    5. I'm Tired of Your Lies and Cheating (4:23)
    6. I Pop my Grandma's Cholesterol Medicine When She's Not Looking (2:39)
    7. Be Yourself and Never Give in to Bullying Because You're Special and They're Just Jealous of You (2:00)
    8. Why did you Unfriend Me? (2:00)
    9. Two Minutes To When My Parents Cut off My Internet (2:00)
    10. Fake Friends Talking Shit Behind Your Back (1:53)
    11. I Thought You Meant Everything to me (6:00)
    12. Tears Flow But Why am I Crying? He was Just a Lying Asshole Anyway (3:44)
    13. My Mom is a Selfish Whore (5:38)
    14. I Snapchatted You My Dick and You Posted it to the Internet When We Broke Up and It's Gone Viral and I'm Now in my Bed Curled in a Ball Crying (20:00)


    The closing track is a masterpiece that beats "Rime of the Ancient Mariner" as the longest song in Maiden's discography.

    "Mind blowing. A masterpiece; their best since Seventh Son" - Kerrang!
    Last edited: Dec 19, 2013
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  6. Perun

    Perun Climbing like a monkey Staff Member

  7. Night Prowler

    Night Prowler ɹǝlʍoɹԀ ʇɥƃᴉN Staff Member

  8. CriedWhenBrucieLeft

    CriedWhenBrucieLeft Ancient Mariner

    This whole thread is fucking epic.
  9. Ariana

    Ariana Purple leopard

    This whole thread is epic fuck.
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  10. CriedWhenBrucieLeft

    CriedWhenBrucieLeft Ancient Mariner

    I like what you did there...
  11. Saapanael

    Saapanael "My hair sets the trend of tmrw by doing it today"

    The closing track is 20 minutes, track number 7 is 23 minutes. I spy with my little eye a plot hole.
  12. Eric Wright

    Eric Wright Nomad

    Nothing a little editing can't cover up.
  13. CriedWhenBrucieLeft

    CriedWhenBrucieLeft Ancient Mariner

    You know, after reading that list a few times, I've only just read the title of track #10 correctly.
    The first couple of times I read it I thought it said:
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  14. Crimson Idol

    Crimson Idol Caveman

    I don't even.. what... why... nrrrrrrrrghhhhhhh >.<
  15. CriedWhenBrucieLeft

    CriedWhenBrucieLeft Ancient Mariner

    I know, imagine something taking a shit behind your back! It would drive you to distraction...
  16. Mosh

    Mosh The years just pass like trains Staff Member

    That's the sort of thing that ruins friendships.
  17. The Flash

    The Flash Dennis Wilcock did 9/11

    What about a friend that takes shit from your back? I don't call that fake, there's nothing fake about a piece of toilet paper.
  18. Perun

    Perun Climbing like a monkey Staff Member

    You know, of the current threads here, this one is the most painful.
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  19. CriedWhenBrucieLeft

    CriedWhenBrucieLeft Ancient Mariner

    I think I'm going to start a thread. In it, I'm going to ask people to post Maiden tracks, in lists, using plenty of abbreviations...
  20. Brigantium

    Brigantium Work Geordie for hire Staff Member

    ^I'll be part of that

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