Create your own Iron Maiden album!

That's too bad, this thread had so much promise.
 
I said: That's too bad, this thread had so much promise.
 
I don't want to put words in Cried's mouth, nor do I want to throw oil on the fire (if there is any), but perhaps he doesn't like the way this thread was going.

Myself, I just hope that making this thread ridiculous and even moving it to the Madness forum won't pester Stardust off this forum. ;)
 
I don't want to put words in Cried's mouth, nor do I want to throw oil on the fire (if there is any), but perhaps he doesn't like the way this thread was going.

Myself, I just hope that making this thread ridiculous and even moving it to the Madness forum won't pester Stardust off this forum. ;)
What?
 
01 The Wicker Man
02 Ghost Of The Navigator
03 Brave New World
04 Blood Brothers
05 The Mercenary
06 Dream of Mirrors
07 The Fallen Angel
08 The Nomad
09 Out Of The Silent Planet
10 The Thin Line Between Love And Hate

:p Can you believe these titles?

I'd buy that one, I don't have much to go on other than song names but I suspect it would be awesome. It probably needs some epics though... how about the Nomad, you could throw a long instrumental section into it.
 
Steve Harris, ever leading his own artistic enterprise, has decided to go back to the basics and embrace the avant-garde subgenre of brutal goregrind. Bruce took some lessons on how to pig squeal, Nicko now exclusively does blast beats and out of time drumming, and there are absolutely NO guitar solos. Not to mention the lyrics have...uh...well....changed. Ladies and gentlement, I present to you Steve and Co.'s new artistic breakthrough....

GRIND IT UP (2015)

1. Charlotte Harlot Vaginal Dismemberment 0:04 (Single)
2. Eddie the Head Bloody Decapitation 0:07
3. Eye-eating Maggot Attack 0:05
4. Testicle Ping-Pong Olympics 0:01 (Single)
5. Disemboweled Intestinal Bloodbath 0:04
6. Dirty Bitch Beaten Down and Raped with a Prosthetic Leg 0:06
7. Monkey with Pliers Eyelash Removal 0:12
8. Schizophrenic Slutty Granny Rampage 0:02
9. Aborted Fetus Dumpster Spill into the Pacific Ocean Choking Innocent Baby Otters 1:00
10. Cock and Ball Torture 0:04

Running time (01:45)
 
Last edited:
Reading goregrind and porngrind song titles is a pleasure of mine. Listening to them or seeing their artwork, not so much.
 
Who made this thread ridiculous?
I read a bit more properly now and perhaps it doesn't look that bad indeed.

By the way, I wouldn't mind hearing your track list. I remember a cool lyric you made a short while back.
 
I'll stick with this:

Somewhere Far in Time


01. Yes We Take Our Time
02. Wasted Time
03. Sea of Time
04. Album Can Wait
05. The Emptiness In Between The Two Studio Albums
06. Later Than a Late Album
07. Asseyez-vous
08. Alexander the Impatient
 
Back
Top