Create your own Iron Maiden album!

Not gonna lie, I rofl'd writing #8

There was a dear band called Anal Cunt who had some beautiful song titles like:

Dictators are Cool
Hitler was a Sensitive Man
Recycling is Gay
I Sent a Thank You Card to the Guy That Raped You
Being Ignorant is Awesome
Obviously Adopted
I Sold Your Dog to a Chinese Restaurant
All Our Fans are Gay
Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck
I Sent Concentration Camp Footage to America's Funniest Home Videos
You're Pregnant So I Kicked You in the Stomach
When I Think of True Punk Rock Bands, I Think of Nirvana and Melvins
Guess Which 10 of These Are Actual Song Titles
You Looked Divorced
 
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Ok here's mine.
.Frontier Final The
1. Frontier Final The ...15 Satellite
2. Dorado El
3. Mercy of Mother
4. Home Coming
5. Alchemist The
6 Avalon of Isle
7. Dnilbrats
8. Talisman The
9. King Be Would Who Man
10. Blows Wind Wild the When
11. The Fugitive II
 
There was a dear band called Anal Cunt who had some beautiful song titles like:

Dictators are Cool
Hitler was a Sensitive Man
Recycling is Gay
I Sent a Thank You Card to the Guy That Raped You
Being Ignorant is Awesome
Obviously Adopted
I Sold Your Dog to a Chinese Restaurant
All Our Fans are Gay
Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck
I Sent Concentration Camp Footage to America's Funniest Home Videos
You're Pregnant So I Kicked You in the Stomach
When I Think of True Punk Rock Bands, I Think of Nirvana and Melvins
Guess Which 10 of These Are Actual Song Titles
You Looked Divorced

Ah yes, I am quite familiar with the legendary Anal Cunt. I get a kick out of reading their lyrics.
 
Iron Maiden - The Sin Master (2014)
1: Where Dead Men Have Eyes (5:06) (Dickinson/Harris)
2: Bring The Thunder (6:18) (Single) (Gers/Murray)
3: Everyone Has A Dark Side (4:56) (Harris/Gers)
4: The Sin Master (7:46) (Dickinson)
5: Breaking Out Of Hell (3:49) (Single) (Smith/Dickinson)
6: Reflections (6:48) (Smith/Harris)
7: In The Midst Of Loneliness (6:32) (Smith)
8: Freedom Fighters (8:44) (Harris)
Length: 47:99
 
Steve gets depressed again, resulting in Maiden turning to a new sound. Fascinated by the recent emo/post-hardcore movement in heavy music, he used this raw sound to express his feelings of angst and rebellion. The band has started their "World Teenage Angst Tour" and now perform in skinny jeans, not to mention having acquired a wide variety of tattoos, and most of the songs now reduced to breakdowns to truly express his misery in it's raw, beating rage. They also have lots of eyeliner now. This is Maiden's most progressive and lyrically provocative album signaling Maiden's new change in musical direction to a brilliantly evocative screamo atmosphere that is sure to get the waterworks going.

All lyrics penned by Stepehen Percy "Blackened Tears" Harris.

Dark Depressing Misery (2014)

1. I Hate my Life (3:00)
2. My GF Won't Text Me Back (2:45)
3. My Band's Frontman is a Pretentious Douchebag (Vocals sound very irritated and pissed off on this track for some reason) (3:00)
4. You Broke My Heart You Cheating Bitch (5:00)
4. Middle Class Misery (4:28)
5. I'm Tired of Your Lies and Cheating (4:23)
6. I Pop my Grandma's Cholesterol Medicine When She's Not Looking (2:39)
7. Be Yourself and Never Give in to Bullying Because You're Special and They're Just Jealous of You (2:00)
8. Why did you Unfriend Me? (2:00)
9. Two Minutes To When My Parents Cut off My Internet (2:00)
10. Fake Friends Talking Shit Behind Your Back (1:53)
11. I Thought You Meant Everything to me (6:00)
12. Tears Flow But Why am I Crying? He was Just a Lying Asshole Anyway (3:44)
13. My Mom is a Selfish Whore (5:38)
14. I Snapchatted You My Dick and You Posted it to the Internet When We Broke Up and It's Gone Viral and I'm Now in my Bed Curled in a Ball Crying (20:00)

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The closing track is a masterpiece that beats "Rime of the Ancient Mariner" as the longest song in Maiden's discography.

"Mind blowing. A masterpiece; their best since Seventh Son" - Kerrang!
 
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Steve gets depressed again, resulting in Maiden turning to a new sound. Fascinated by the recent emo/post-hardcore movement in heavy music, he used this raw sound to express his feelings of angst and rebellion. The band has started their "World Teenage Angst Tour" and now perform in skinny jeans, not to mention having acquired a wide variety of tattoos, and most of the songs now reduced to breakdowns to truly express his misery in it's raw, beating rage. They also have lots of eyeliner now. This is Maiden's most progressive and lyrically provocative album signaling Maiden's new change in musical direction to a brilliantly evocative screamo atmosphere that is sure to get the waterworks going.

All lyrics penned by Stepehen Percy "Blackened Tears" Harris.

Dark Depressing Misery (2014)

1. I Hate my Life (3:00)
2. My GF Won't Text Me Back (2:45)
3. My Band's Frontman is a Pretentious Douchebag (Vocals sound very irritated and pissed off on this track for some reason) (3:00)
4. You Broke My Heart You Cheating Bitch (5:00)
4. Middle Class Misery (4:28)
5. I'm Tired of Your Lies and Cheating (4:23)
6. I Pop my Grandma's Cholesterol Medicine When She's Not Looking (2:39)
7. Be Yourself and Never Give in to Bullying Because You're Special and They're Just Jealous of You (23:00)
8. Why did you Unfriend Me? (2:00)
9. Two Minutes To When My Parents Cut off My Internet (2:00)
10. Fake Friends Talking Shit Behind Your Back (1:53)
11. I Thought You Meant Everything to me (6:00)
12. Tears Flow But Why am I Crying? He was Just a Lying Asshole Anyway (3:44)
13. My Mom is a Selfish Whore (5:38)
14. I Snapchatted You My Dick and You Posted it to the Internet When We Broke Up and It's Gone Viral and I'm Now in my Bed Curled in a Ball Crying (20:00)

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The closing track is a masterpiece that beats "Rime of the Ancient Mariner" as the longest song in Maiden's discography.

"Mind blowing. A masterpiece; their best since Seventh Son" - Kerrang!

The closing track is 20 minutes, track number 7 is 23 minutes. I spy with my little eye a plot hole.
 
What about a friend that takes shit from your back? I don't call that fake, there's nothing fake about a piece of toilet paper.
 
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