Crappy album covers

[Mosh]

<Removed, violated TOS>

 

[Black Wizard]

<Removed, violated TOS>

No wankery going on there I hope...

 

[Diesel 11]

I’ve seen this cover end up on “worst of” lists a lot, so I decided to check out the music. Turns out the cover is the best thing about it. Bland ‘70s rock mixed with NWOBHM æsthetics. Pass.

 

[Black Wizard]

æsthetics

Is this a Danish word?

 

[Diesel 11]

Is this a Danish word?

It’s a dated way to spell aesthetics, done because it’s more aesthetically pleasing.

 

[MindRuler]

 

[Diesel 11]

Knorkator is a great German comedic rock band. The album cover is dumb, but purposely dumb.

 

[MindRuler]

Knorkator is a great German comedic rock band. The album cover is dumb, but purposely dumb.

I bet their dentist is rich by now.

 

[karljant]

Some more:

More like "burn this cover"...

John Rambo ain't got shit on me!

Eeerrrrrr... riiiiight.

The Wal(ru)s Of Jericho?

Done by the drummer's nephew during a 6th grade boring History class:

 

[Brigantium]

The walrus one is quite good.

 

[MindRuler]

I hope he never had a bad hair day...

Cow Metal


and this parody is better than the original

 

[Jer]

 

[MindRuler]

Is that Thunderstick going white?

 

[Brigantium]

and this parody is better than the original
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You're laughing now, but just wait until we get Adrian's next solo project...

 

[MindRuler]

The only Maiden cover featuring Eddie that comes close to DOD (seems to be drawned by me when I was 12). Both this and DOD eddies look so much cooler on their LOTB screenshot presentation CGI rendition:

An ex of mine had this tattooed on her back.
Including the wolves.

 

[karljant]

An ex of mine had this tattooed on her back.
Including the wolves.

I bet it isn't as bad as the original.

 

[JudasMyGuide]

The wolves are somewhat tolerable, but the cat

 

[Brigantium]

Skinned leopard is amused

 

[MindRuler]

The coolest dudes in town...


She likes the flute...


The dolphin!

 

[Saapanael]