Coronavirus

I won't ever agree with his sluggish initial response to this crisis, but I have much greater respect for him for responding to the situation as it has evolved.
 
I'd already read the report that people in Nigeria (where it's actually banned) are reputedly dosing themselves up with the stuff and falling ill.
 
I won't ever agree with his sluggish initial response to this crisis,
His pointless dither and delay. :)

I guess now that we all have to stay at home we won't have to wash our hands quite as rigorously and we can touch our faces again. All the soap hoarders will be feeling pretty dumb now.
 
1980. Clean Maiden
1981. Cleaners
1982. The Number of the Soap
1983. Piece of a sanitary Mind
1985. Covidslave
1986. Somewhere to Vaccum
1988. Seventh Handwash of a scrubbed Face
1990. No hand rub for the crying
1992. Fear of the Neighbour
1995. The X Patient
1998. Actual Sanitary Reality
2000 Bathe New World
2003 Soap and Health
2006 A Matter of Soap and Social Distancing
2010 The Final Dossier
2015 Book of Soap

Feels a bit ugly to make jokes, but reality is, humor is the best defense against the brutal reality of the world.
 
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e.g.,
We shall stay away from the beaches, we shall stay away from the landing grounds, we shall stay away from the fields and from the streets, we shall stay away from the hills
...we shall fully surrender!

Run, live to hide
Hide to live
Flu or die
Won’t you run?
Live to hide
Hide to live
Vaccines nigh...?
 
Also:

Remember To Cleanse All
In A Self Exile
The Number Of The Sneeze
To Tame A Virus
2 Birthdays To Wash Right
Righteousness of The Social Distance Runner
The Evil That Men Spew
Fates Washing
From Here To The Nursery
Sign Of The Cough
Como Estais, Sanidos?
The Thin Line Between Cleansed and Stained
Dance of Bath
These Noses Don't Run
Staying Home
The Book Of Soaps
 
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