Quantum weather butterfly
The boyfriend once kicked me out of bed and told me to fuck off when I tried to get back in - all without waking up. In the morning he was puzzled to find me on the sofa with a blanket and enquired "what on earth are you doing out here?"My girlfriend woke me up punching me in the shoulder. Obviously startled I just said, "Ow! WTF? What got into you?" "NOTHING!" um... ok, so I went back to sleep. In the morning I asked her again and she said, "I dreamt you cheated on me." "oooh, that classic. You ARE aware it was a dream, as in, not real." "YES! It still hurt." "In that case... I'm sorry for fake cheating on you in your dreams." "Thank you." "Was she hot at least?" "HEY! Don't push it!" "I just want to know if it was worth getting punched." "Dumbass."
No a dream btw - this really happened