It would be interesting to read the review in Metal Hammer UK, considering that the journalist was flown to Brazil (I would imagine with all expenses paid) to interview Bruce.
I bet the article will follow this structure:
- Introduction mentioning Bruce’s accomplishments with hyperbolic language (“More impressive than Leonardo da Vinci”).
- Some remarks from Bruce about his hip replacements (“I am made of metal these days”) and his 3rd marriage and his
chemical Parisian wedding.
- The usual promotional stuff about the album that we have read previously (“I have the freedom to explore different avenues”, “Maiden has a completely different way of doing things”, “This album has been in the making since 2014 but cancer, Maiden, and Covid have delayed its release”, “I get bored singing repetitive lyrics”), with some comments about some tracks, including Sonata (“my wife loved the demo!”).
- A long monologue about the comics and the people involved in bringing his brilliant script to fruition.
- Something about the tour, perhaps including a belittling remark about Adrian’s contribution to his solo career.
- A closing paragraph where the journalist would drool (again) over the accomplishments of the polymath (“We are not worthy”).
I can’t wait to see if I got this right!