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Discussion in 'Music Discussion' started by Night Prowler, Mar 10, 2017.

  1. Night Prowler

    Night Prowler ɹǝlʍoɹԀ ʇɥƃᴉN Staff Member

    NO GRAVE BUT THE SEA - Preorder available NOW!


    Oh wow! It's our immense pleasure to announce that the new Alestorm album "No Grave But The Sea" will be released worldwide by Napalm Records on May 26th 2017! Also for the first time, we can reveal the artwork and the entire tracklist for the album:

    1. No Grave But The Sea
    2. Mexico
    3. To the End of the World
    4. Alestorm
    5. Bar ünd Imbiss
    6. Fucked with an Anchor
    7. Pegleg Potion
    8. Man the Pumps
    9. Rage of the Pentahook
    10. Treasure Island

    "No Grave But The Sea" will be available in approximately three million different formats, so you can get whatever one satisfies your particular desires for silly auxiliary trinkets and bonus material. Speaking of bonus material...if you get the special Mediabook edition of the album, it comes with a 2nd CD entitled "No Grave But The Sea for Dogs", which contains the entire album except all the vocals have been replaced by a dog barking. We can guarantee you won't listen to the whole thing, it's spectacularly bad.

    There's also an ultra-deluxe WOODEN BOX WOODEN BOX WOODEN BOX edition of the album which contains the Mediabook, a compass, a deck of custom Alestorm playing cards, a poster flag, some postcards, and a bonus 7 Inch Vinyl Single featuring the censored version of Fucked with an Anchor (so you can play it to your kids!) and a song about pizza which we wrote in 5 minutes to fill up space. This version costs approximately the GDP of a small country, so I wouldn't buy it unless you're the world's biggest Alestorm fan. The wooden box also doubles as emergency kindling if you find yourself lost in the wilderness.

    Oh yeah and there's a bunch of versions on 12" Vinyl too. Apparently you crazy kids think vinyl sounds better? Personally I like MP3's more. Whatever, just buy the damn record in whatever format you like.

    Remember, 100% of the profits from this album are going towards building a new sauna for Alestorm's pirate ship!

    PREORDER NOW from http://alestorm.napalmrecords.com !!!

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  2. Perun

    Perun Climbing like a monkey Staff Member

    The way I know Alestorm, I don't have any difficulty imagining that they're surprised by the fact that they have a new album coming. :D
  3. Lampwick 43

    Lampwick 43 Arriving Somewhere But Not Here

    This is the moment that I realize my life will never be complete until I hear this.
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  4. CriedWhenBrucieLeft

    CriedWhenBrucieLeft Ancient Mariner

    Can the second CD be bought on its own?
  5. Night Prowler

    Night Prowler ɹǝlʍoɹԀ ʇɥƃᴉN Staff Member

  6. Travis The Dragon

    Travis The Dragon The dreamers may die, but the dreams live on.

  7. Perun

    Perun Climbing like a monkey Staff Member

    I wonder what kept them from tossing those dwarves.
  8. Lampwick 43

    Lampwick 43 Arriving Somewhere But Not Here

    I'm listening to the new album right now, and yes, I'm playing the dog version first. :)

  9. PlayLikeHarris

    PlayLikeHarris Partner in Crime

    Why did they go for dogs though? Oh well, now I want a drunk version! That would fit really well ;)
  10. Black Abyss Babe

    Black Abyss Babe Ocean soul

    The Barking Chorus from the Isle of Dogs!

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