Adrian Smith

[Ariana]

This piece of news is a couple of years old. Geez!

 

[Forostar]

I also had a deja-vu. But this site didn't have a date so I wasn't sure.
O wait, it has a dated comment. August 2012.

 

[Ariana]

Nope, it's actually older than that. Unfortunately, I'm too full of beer to seek the original date.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

I think he caught another 152 fish on that outing, with seven of his "friends"...

 

[SixesAlltheway]

How many fish do you think Adrian Smith has caught since that article? A rough estimate?

 

[Ariana]

666.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Well, they caught a lot that day, as I said. Don't know how often he goes fishing, to estimate how many he might have caught since then tho'...

 

[Ariana]

I know. Day off = fishing.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

They were out the night before, but caught nothing, I heard...

 

[SixesAlltheway]

Then they surprised all the fishes by returning the very next day and they were all caught unprepared...

 

[Ariana]

That's not true. There is absolutely no chance that Adrian fails in something.

 

[mckindog]

Well, they caught a lot that day, as I said. Don't know how often he goes fishing, to estimate how many he might have caught since then tho'...

Way to try and make it seem like you don't know exactly how often he goes fishing Mr. Pretending-not-to-be-H

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

He wasn't there the night before, when they caught nothing. He only turned up in the morning. Haven't you heard this story?

 

[SixesAlltheway]

You seem to know an awful lot about this...

Mr. Smith

 

[Ariana]

Shut up, you all! I would know if that was him.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

The story's pretty well known; surprised you guys haven't heard it...

His friends went fishing (the night before) & caught nothing. Adrian turns up in the morning & he's like "guys, haven't you caught anything?" --they haven't. He gives them a bit of advice (fishing talk, you know) & they're far more successful due to his expert advice. They catch over a hundred fish; 153 they claimed. All big ones too. It was like a bloody miracle, or something...

 

[Perun]

That fish definitely has been working a desk job.

That's not a fish. It's a leviathan. It just looks that small in Adrian's hands.

 

[SixesAlltheway]

Hail messiaH!

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Damn right! SixesAlltheway knows the story!

 

[Ariana]

You are all nothing but a bunch of spammers!