Adrian Smith Statements

Adrian Smith exterminated Dinosaurs & created mankind, because he wanted to have someone who MUST listen to his solos, otherwise, he would destroy mankind, too.
 
Adrian Smith technically does not age, he just makes himself look older because he is fascinated by mortality.

Adrian Smith has won golf games by getting the highest number of strokes.
 
No, you start Adrian Smith statements with Adrian Smith. You wouldn't call Jesus "J", you wouldn't call Mohammed "Mo", you don't call Buddha "fatty"!
 
LooseCannon said:
Accurately, the loser makes the most amount of mistakes.

Often, but not always. More accurately, the loser is the guy who made the last mistake.

Adrian Smith thinks it's a mistake to talk about chess in the Adrian Smith thread.
 
Happy now?

Discovery channel originally wanted to have a week dedicated to Adrian Smith, but they decided to go with a less dangerous subject.
 
LooseCannon said:
No, you start Adrian Smith statements with Adrian Smith. You wouldn't call Jesus "J", you wouldn't call Mohammed "Mo", you don't call Buddha "fatty"!

When are people going to get it? BUDDHA WASN'T FAT! ARRRGGGHHH. That's like saying Jesus was European, good lord.
 
Adrian Smith has got a hundred names. Only ninety-nine of them are known to mankind, the hundredth will be known on Judgement Day.
Adrian Smith decides when that will be.
 
Adrian Smith wrote every piece of awesome music in the entire history.
He just puts some of them in other musicians' minds so that people will have an easier time finding everything.
 
Adrian Smith is the Kwizatz Haderach.
Adrian Smith is not a powerslave.
Adrian Smith can kill an albatross and escape the curse, but he  does not kill albatrosses because he's a nice guy.
 
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