Adrian Smith Statements

Eddies Wingman said:
Adrian Smith does NOT like Chuck Norris statements being re-written to be about him.
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Well most of the other facts are Chuck Norris facts too. :)

But I can't think of any on my own. :(
 
LC is right, SMX's original statements predate the meteoric rise that became chuck norris. Norris is Nirvana to Smith's Pearl Jam. Motley Crue to, well... Maiden :p  In other words, just cause the chuck is more popular it in no way shape or form means he is better, clearly he is not.
 
Onhell said:
LC is right, SMX's original statements predate the meteoric rise that became chuck norris. Norris is Nirvana to Smith's Pearl Jam. Motley Crue to, well... Maiden :p  In other words, just cause the chuck is more popular it in no way shape or form means he is better, clearly he is not.
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Obviously. Therefore there is no reason to take statements already made about Chuck Norris and rewrite them to be about H. H's awesomeness is worth creativity!

Adrian Smith has completed the Tour de France more times than anyone else, on better times than any official winner.
Adrian Smith did so while taking frequent breaks to go fishing, and while playing guitar.
 
No, sorry guys. I have to reject all those statements.

Adrian Smith has probably won the Tour de France every time it's run, but the stopwatch that can record Adrian Smith's time hasn't yet been made.
 
LooseCannon said:
No, sorry guys. I have to reject all those statements.

Adrian Smith has probably won the Tour de France every time it's run, but the stopwatch that can record Adrian Smith's time hasn't yet been made.
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Of course.

Adrian Smith is a better chess player than any member of the forum, including SMX.
Adrian Smith started the "Chuck Norris facts".
 
chaosapiant is talking about the fourth guitar, obviously.

Adrian Smith can play four guitars simultaneously. The first three he plays awesomely. The fourth he plays quite well.
 
Eddies Wingman said:
Adrian Smith is a better chess player than any member of the forum, including SMX.
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Adrian Smith has beaten himself at chess an infinite number of times. Each time, he demanded a rematch, which resulted in the creation of a black hole somewhere in time.
 
False! <sigh> Silly non-chessplayers trying to talk about chess...

With perfect play from both sides, chess is a draw. Every time someone wins, it is because the loser made a mistake.

To say Adrian Smith could beat himself is to imply that Adrian Smith makes mistakes. You're not really trying to say such a thing, are you?

Adrian Smith may have drawn with himself, but Adrian Smith never beats himself. In chess, at least. :innocent:
 
SinisterMinisterX said:
False! <sigh> Silly non-chessplayers trying to talk about chess...

With perfect play from both sides, chess is a draw. Every time someone wins, it is because the loser made a mistake.

To say Adrian Smith could beat himself is to imply that Adrian Smith makes mistakes. You're not really trying to say such a thing, are you?

Adrian Smith may have drawn with himself, but Adrian Smith never beats himself. In chess, at least. :innocent:
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Yeah well... Adrian can beat himself without making a mistake. ;)
 
SinisterMinisterX said:
False! <sigh> Silly non-chessplayers trying to talk about chess...

With perfect play from both sides, chess is a draw. Every time someone wins, it is because the loser made a mistake.
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... or more  :innocent:
 
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