Adrian Smith Statements

"The Big Bang" ?    That was Adrian Smith clapping his hands, therefore Adrian Smith is the CREATOR

Les Paul created the "Les Paul" for Adrian Smith, who came to him in a dream to let him know he would be born
 
cornfedhick said:
Adrian Smith craps bigger than you.  (Jack Palance does too.) 
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Adrian Smith's turds consist of Chuck Norris AND Jack Palance.  Even his turds are bearded and bad assed.
 
Adrian Smith came to SMX in a dream and told him to create this thread so he could spread the truth about H. Of course he erased his memory of the dream once the thread was created.

Adrian Smith hung the munchkin in the background of The Wizard of OZ as a warning...

The children of the Boogeyman check under their beds for Adrian Smith.

Adrian Smith invented the guitar as but one way for mankind to experience his awesomeness.
 
Doesn't work that way.

An appropriate Adrian Smith statement would be:

Adrian Smith was approached to be in the movie "The Expendables", but wisely declined, knowing that his being in an action movie would destroy all known and unknown universes with awesome.
 
LooseCannon said:
Doesn't work that way.

An appropriate Adrian Smith statement would be:

Adrian Smith was approached to be in the movie "The Expendables", but wisely declined, knowing that his being in an action movie would destroy all known and unknown universes with awesome.
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Okay, how 'bout this:

Adrian Smith was approached to be in the movie "The Expendables", but wisely declined for the safety of the cast; Adrian Smith doesn't do fight scenes, he fights for real.
Adrian Smith created Woman to redirect Man's lust for him.

Adrian Smith invented the concept of a band, because he was tired of playing every instrument himself.

Adrian Smith is the reason you lose socks.

Thou shalt not question why Adrian Smith wants your socks.

Adrian Smith can write a solo that transcends soloing.

Adrian Smith is feared by fear itself.

Adrian Smith once visited Britian. He decided he wanted to drive on the left side of the road and everyone else followed out of fear.

Every time Adrian Smith plays Transylvania, Dennis Stratton loses a hair.

Adrian Smith can play drums better than Nicko, he just chooses not to.
 
Suicidehummer said:
Thou shalt not question why Adrian Smith needs your socks.
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The subtleties of true understanding are elusive, even for the most earnest seeker after truth. Thus your error is forgiven, but you must be instructed.

Adrian Smith needing your smelly socks? Never. Adrian Smith is entirely self-sufficient. Although he could use some more bait.
 
Wasted CLV said:
Adrian Smith doesn't dip his toe in water. Water moves to His toe.
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The Israelites got lucky when the Red Sea was parted, because Adrian Smith happened to be fishing there then.
 
There, that's what the edit feature is for. B)
The only person who can play guitar better than Adrian Smith is himself. That being said, nobody can play guitar better than Adrian Smith.
 
Now, some say that if he was to let of steam, the oceans would boil dry. And if he was to pull a "fast one", it would not be visible through the naked eye...

..but we know him as The H!


@Top Gear fans: I make no apologies for my plagiarism. :P
 
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