Adrian Smith Statements

If you have bad karma, it's because you owe Adrian Smith.
That being said, Adrian Smith does not need your money.
Greece is in big debt, because Adrian Smith didn't like the movie 300.
God is more famous than Adrian Smith, but just because Adrian Smith doesn't like publicity.
Adrian Smith does not play the guitar, the guitar plays itself whenever Adrian Smith tells it to.
Adrian Smith is the tenth dimension.
Gravity is an illusion.  Stuff falls to the ground because Adrian Smith prefers it that way.
Time is also an illusion.  Adrian Smith created it to measure the length of his solos.
Eyjafjallajökull erupted because Ed Force One was in maintenance.  If Adrian Smith can't fly, no one can.
The Nomad, The Clairvoyant, The Trooper, and The Clansman are aliases of Adrian Smith.
St Anger was recorded when Adrian Smith was having a bad day.
Adrian Smith does not have bad days, just less awesome ones.
 
H wanted to call DOD Paschendale and when Steve said no, H cursed the album with bad artwork. Now there will be no more 80's quality IM album covers until Steve apoligizes and renames the album Wildest Dreams (because H no longer wants it to be Paschendale)
 
in 1989 bruce said "Im going to leave maiden." Adrian Smith said in reply "Not if I leave first!"
 
Okay, just stop, you're doing it wrong.

Adrian Smith can benchpress locomotives. When he feels like really working out, he benchpresses a railway bridge with a locomotive on it.
Adrian Smith can fly 13 kites at once without ever tangling their lines.
Adrian Smith can take an alternate form as pure energy.
Adrian Smith never re-enters the earth's atmosphere too shallow or too deep.
Adrian Smith was a fighter ace in World War I, World War II, and the Hundred Years' War.
Adrian Smith always drives on the ceiling of any tunnel he enters.
Adrian Smith is a world-class exobiologist.
Adrian Smith Economics would fix the global recession, but the economist who can understand his math hasn't been born.
Adrian Smith knows no fear.
Adrian Smith was the only figure in history to serve as both Pope and Anti-Pope.
Adrian Smith routinely wins medals at car-throwing competitions.
Adrian Smith uses a dolphin on speed as his personal jetski.
Adrian Smith invented the Internet.
 
Adrian Smith was the first person ever to give someone the evil eye.
Adrian Smith is paid a royalty on every calculator ever sold. Don't ask why, the truth would blow your mind.
Adrian Smith is radioactive.
 
Mosh said:
H wanted to call DOD Paschendale and when Steve said no, H cursed the album with bad artwork. Now there will be no more 80's quality IM album covers until Steve apoligizes and renames the album Wildest Dreams (because H no longer wants it to be Paschendale)
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LOL  :)
 
Adrian Smith will take your game for his own need.
Adrian Smith will also take your fish for his own need.

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Um, I'm sure that spoiler is flat out blasphemy... but I'll let the church elders handle it accordingly. I got my own heretics to hunt down

Um... never mind... that post is no longer there.... That's been happening quite a bit lately.
 
I just deleted the post because I realized too late that it was a tour spoiler, which some people might not expect on this part of the forum.
Glad you saw it, still....  ;)
 
What are you two up to now? For a few seconds I believed it was my spoiler which should be a tour spoiler - and I didn't really see how. And I don't see how it should insult the Church, either.
 
I had a post after yours which also contained a spoiler which can be seen as a tour spoiler. That's why I deleted it.
I could have left the beginning though.


Here it comes again without the spoiler:

Adrian Smith controls the setlist by gazing at Steve.
 
I was looking at it, and then it was gone, and I was all like...hmm.

Adrian Smith can see all deleted posts.
 
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