The Joke Beer Name Thread

The Evil That Men Brew

Hops in You IPA

Afraid the Shoot Chasers

Innocent Exale

Infinite Cream Ale

Can You Cream (For Me Long Beach) Ale

The Pilsner (specially brewed for those who are Back in the Village)

Distill Life (for those who prefer spirits)

Genghis Can (also available in bottles)
 
Sadly no one's posted a video of the full show yet, so I can't provide a cued up link; but in Minneapolis on 2/13/22 Bruce picked my question during the Q&A, saying something beforehand to the effect of "oh, this is actually quite good!", then reading:

"With the success of the Trooper beer line, when can we expect to see some Bruce solo beers like Bock Of Thel, Tattooed Million Ale, or Zulu Brewlu?"

He didn't answer the question, but he did say something along the lines of "well, we can't really do that last one anymore, can we?"

The seed has officially been planted...LOL.
 
What should the beers be named if Maiden were to release one beer per album? Good names from earlier in the thread can be suggested for the list.

Prowler. It's the real thing.
(Brewers in the) Rue Morgue
Number Six (a pilsener, of course)
Quest For Fire IPA
Back in the Village (an edition of Number Six suited for storage)
Infinite Hops
... no, this is becoming too silly.
 
Jer said:
Sadly no one's posted a video of the full show yet, so I can't provide a cued up link; but in Minneapolis on 2/13/22 Bruce picked my question during the Q&A, saying something beforehand to the effect of "oh, this is actually quite good!", then reading:

"With the success of the Trooper beer line, when can we expect to see some Bruce solo beers like Bock Of Thel, Tattooed Million Ale, or Zulu Brewlu?"

He didn't answer the question, but he did say something along the lines of "well, we can't really do that last one anymore, can we?"

The seed has officially been planted...LOL.
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I'm so happy that somebody finally started to ask real questions. And the best thing is that it started from a few stupid comments. Beautiful stuff. Kudos to you Jer-Jer.

On the other hand, I'm sad that it's been more than 5 months since new album came out and there wasn't a single attempt at a beer pun for those 10 songs. Not a single one! #TheEndIsNear #RLongerWasRight
 
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On the other hand, I'm sad that it's been more than 5 months since new album came out and there wasn't a single attempt at a beer pun for those 10 songs. Not a single one! #TheEndIsNear #RLongerWasRight
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Stoutjutsu
Stratrippel
The Weissbeer On The Wall
Lambic In A Lager World
Haze Of Fruity Pale
The Weizen Machine
Darkest Sour
Depth Of The Kolsch
The Portermalt
Helles On Earth

I don't know, most of the new song titles don't pun up well with beer words...
 
Jer said:
Stoutjutsu
Stratrippel
The Weissbeer On The Wall
Lambic In A Lager World
Haze Of Fruity Pale
The Weizen Machine
Darkest Sour
Depth Of The Kolsch
The Portermalt
Helles On Earth

I don't know, most of the new song titles don't pun up well with beer words...
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Maybe it´s the Japanese album title...
Oh wait...
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WHEN A THREAD'S FAILED HE'LL RAISE IT ONCE AGAIN
RESURRECTION MAAAAAAN

There have been what Dickinson tallies as “eight to 10” beers crafted in collaboration with Stockport-based Robinsons Brewery. And their recently launched wine?

“It’s very respectable!” says the band’s breezily cheerful, Nottinghamshire-born frontman as we speak, on the afternoon between Iron Maiden’s pair of Stockholm shows, in a dressing room in the stadium bowels. Alongside “pilot”, “fencer” and “author”, the multi-faceted, Paris-based Dickinson can now add “chief alcohologist” to his CV. “My missus is French, so she’s like, ‘Oh my God, what’s this? Oh, it’s not bad…’ The people that want to be snobby about wine can be snobby about wine. F**k off!” He’s clearly undaunted by beverage business snootiness. “I do want to do the Rum of the Ancient Mariner.”
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Make it happen!!

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Author's Note: The slight looseness of this post is a result of the author having very quickly downed a (non Maiden-branded) rum and coke before posting.
 
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