Contest: Mom's Maiden Mixtape (nice prize included)

[Ariana]

I know the exact place this happened. They closed it immediately after the inspection. Although it's possible that the person who did it got the idea from the same urban legend.

 

[Perun]

A white sauce is a white sauce anywhere and everywhere.

 

[Ariana]

True. But the ingredients might vary.

 

[Perun]

As long as "love" is always the special ingredient...

 

[Ariana]

We can't be talking about the same thing!

 

[Perun]

Okay, so what did they find in your kebab sauce?

 

[Ariana]

Well, if you know the legend you know what they found.

 

[pilau]

I don't want to know.

 

[Perun]

Well, if you know the legend you know what they found.

Which is what I meant with "love".

 

[Ariana]

I got that but that's as far from love as you can get. In that particular case, I mean.

 

[Perun]

I don't know, wouldn't AC/DC say something like, "let me put my love into your kebab"?

 

[Ariana]

Okay, I really feel I need to brush my teeth now...

 

[pilau]

You pull the trigger of my.... LOVE GUNNNNN

 

[Perun]

You want to hear something dirty about that, don't you?

 

[Ariana]

No, not really!

 

[Perun]

Well if it helps you, I don't think I care for eating a kebab anymore.

 

[Ariana]

Like I said - haven't eaten one since then. It put me off forever.

 

[Perun]

So what's for dinner tomorrow?

 

[Ariana]

I can tell you what's not - kebab.

 

[Cornfed Hick]

"Your [tzatziki's] in the gutter, your love's in the sink" - Jethro Tull, as interpreted by CFH

If this thread makes me pause before ordering an Alfredo sauce, I blame you two.

By the way, I no longer take the blame for hijacking this thread. This has gotten absurd. Awaiting results from pilau to bring this thread back to its origin. Of course, if the prize is a recipe for tzatziki sauce with a 'special' ingredient, pilau will instantly become the MVP of this forum.