Bruce's effective appearance for Hallowed.
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Once again, here's the uncensored photo.
Bruce is clearly channeling the spirit of the great late Dio during the
Killing the Dragon era. The crucial difference, however, is that he didn't actually kill the dragon. The beast had long since been domesticated.
Instead, Bruce carefully collected as many dragon tears as possible. Consuming this rare substance is said to grant him extraordinary vocal powers and, most importantly, prevent him from detuning—a desperate measure reserved only for complete losers.
And don't be fooled by the lyrics:
The tears of the dragon
For you and for me
That is merely artistic misdirection.
Those magical potions are for Bruce alone. Not for you. Not for me. Certainly not for the fans.
I have also heard rumors that if one applies this mystical liquid to certain other body parts, one's beloved will soon begin singing:
Heaven, I'm in heaven
And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak
But that is an entirely different story, best left for another thread—and perhaps another dragon.
