Your favourite quotes

Discussion in 'Can I Play with Madness?' started by Dead Boss, Apr 17, 2009.

  1. Black Abyss Babe

    Black Abyss Babe Ocean soul

    "The sort of people who buy Crunchy Nut Cornflakes because they have an innate desire, but class-ridden reluctance, to eat Frosties."

    - James May neatly sums up middle-class pretensions, in 1998.
     
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  2. Brigantium

    Brigantium Grim Reaper Staff Member

    Crunchy Nut Cornflakes pretend to be more healthy. There's absolutely no doubt that Frosties will turn your kids into a hyperactive cartoon tiger.

    Nothing quite beats the attempt to make boring Weetabix appeal to kids by turning it into a gang of Cockney tough guys.
     
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  3. Black Abyss Babe

    Black Abyss Babe Ocean soul

    I wonder what James May would think if he knew I discovered Crunchy Nut Cornflakes by accident at a metal convention?
     
  4. Lightbrigade1

    Lightbrigade1 Prowler

    What's Your Malfunction Numb Nuts ? - Full Metal Jacket -
     
  5. Black Abyss Babe

    Black Abyss Babe Ocean soul

    "Like having a pink toilet seat hanging round my neck for the rest of my fucking life."

    - Jeff Beck talking about how the fallout from a hit single (Hi Ho Silver Lining) was affecting his other career as a serious musician.
     
  6. Black Wizard

    Black Wizard Cereal Litigator

    Metal conventions exist?
     
  7. Brigantium

    Brigantium Grim Reaper Staff Member

    And more to the point, they have Crunchy Nut Cornflakes at them?
     
  8. Black Abyss Babe

    Black Abyss Babe Ocean soul

    Anything you can imagine exists somewhere in the universe ;).
     
  9. Black Abyss Babe

    Black Abyss Babe Ocean soul

    "I'm sorry, was that Dracula or Bob Dylan?"

    - Dara O'Briain, unsure which accent Mickey Flanagan was attempting.
     
  10. Black Abyss Babe

    Black Abyss Babe Ocean soul

    "The most distressed surface this side of Jeremy Clarkson's face."

    - James May. Not sure which was being more maligned - the potholed road he was describing, or his esteemed colleague ...
     
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  11. MW564

    MW564 Ancient Mariner

    "It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits."
     
  12. Black Bart

    Black Bart Ancient Mariner

    "One day, you'll wake up in a coma!" (Cordelia to Giles in Buffy The Vampire Slayer)
     
  13. phantomoftheicarus

    phantomoftheicarus Nobody can ever hear him call

    My new favourite quote, by a Mr Ozzy Osbourne...

    Being sober on a bus, is like totally different than being drunk on a bus.
     
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  14. John Silver

    John Silver Electric Buddy

    The soil of a man’s heart is stonier Louis - a man grows what he can and tends it
     
  15. Black Abyss Babe

    Black Abyss Babe Ocean soul

    Any excuse ... :p
     
  16. John Silver

    John Silver Electric Buddy

    Exactly. Especially for the last part, right.
     
  17. John Silver

    John Silver Electric Buddy

    She looked at me penetratingly. So I suppose you can figure out what happened next.

    - Iggy Pop
     
  18. Black Abyss Babe

    Black Abyss Babe Ocean soul

    "Actually I don't play in the studio, I have someone else who takes my place. Jim Page comes in."
    - Ritchie Blackmore (presumably joking) in 1978.
     

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