I would eat a gallon if anchovies and lobster( which I hate both of) and I'd drink a pint of skunk blood, and I'd run up to Steve and feel his hair, tell Him it's soft, hug him, then run away singing the ghost busters theme song. May not seem bad, but I honestly think I'd get about 5 ft. Away from him and collapse on the ground with my knees shaking very violently or pass out. Probably both.