What would you do to win Maiden backstage passes?


Cannon Fodder
I would spend an entire evening with my mother in law... not a fucking chance without the backstage passes though...


Ancient Mariner
I'd clean up after a university freshman party.  Wait, already done that.

I tell you, that should earn at least tickets, backstage passes, free alcohol at the gig, a place at the barrier, and Bruce Air seats... for the next ten years.


Well since I've never been in a Maiden concert in my life, I would do all of the above in the previous 3 pages just to be in a Maiden concert. (Trust me it's the only thing I want before dying)

For a backstage pass?

I would skin myself and make a shirt out of it and wear it.