I've stayed away from Christmas events and I tend to stay away from those inhumane malls most of the time. Pro. But there's one near I go to because it's not a big mall and has ATMs and good fast food, but they always do shit events. Con. We've cut out going to coffee bars over pause because the new company premises got a nice balcony. Pro. I don't have or watch TV. Big pro. SO has bought a new TV and she keeps it on all the time. Big con.
I say my chances are about 10% I don't hear it - especially if I decide to stay at home on the eve and the chatter overpowers the TV on the family gatherings during Christmas days proper. I am, intentionally, not exposed to the broadcast media(*) for the better part of the day - let's see if I can avoid it all through. For science.
(*) I heard 5s of Despacito months after its heyday over radio while buying something in the smallest quarter shop. I can do this shit.
Btw. I couldn't believe that's it. I expected something pompous like Gagnam Style not slow whiny vocals over elevator music.