The Nut Thread (+Legumes)

Discussion in 'Can I Play with Madness?' started by John Silver, Dec 23, 2018.

  1. John Silver

    John Silver Is Buddy electric

    Every spam subforum should have one, I feel. And who doesn't like nuts apart from @Magnus magnuts.

    So the be all, end all question is:
    State your favourite nut.

    My pick is these thrree delicious nuts
    Cashews
    Chili nuts
    Brazil nuts

    I think peanuts are in for the win.
     
    Last edited: Dec 24, 2018
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  2. Diesel 11

    Diesel 11 As you scream into the web of silence...

    Peanuts aren’t nuts though, buddy. Legumes or some shit.

    Cashews are great. I’ll take them for 500.
     
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  3. Wogmidget

    Wogmidget I rather like the restless nights

    10mm zinc-plated lock nut
     
  4. The Flash

    The Flash Dennis Wilcock did 9/11

    Pistachio. Hands down.

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    This thing right here happens to be my favorite dessert. A type of baklava packed full of pistachios. Good thing it's expensive as fuck, otherwise it's highway to diabetes.
     
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  5. John Silver

    John Silver Is Buddy electric

    The Timid Response:
    Legumes, buddy? Now I’ve gone and edited the thread title, so thank you very much.

    Are dates legumes as well? Love me some dates. Dates not dating advice - am in a few healthy relationships.

    The Angry Response:
    Way to derail my nut thread dipshit - what’s next, fucker. Wanna mention Empire of the clouds as well!? Nut cool buddy.
     
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  6. John Silver

    John Silver Is Buddy electric

    Pistachio on their own though, buddy, not a bad choice.
     
  7. The Flash

    The Flash Dennis Wilcock did 9/11

    On their own, in a dessert, anything.
     
  8. Jer

    Jer CriedWhenJanickStayed

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  9. John Silver

    John Silver Is Buddy electric

    @Jer that's nut what I asked about buddy, for fucks sake. Ever had a nut you couldn't swallow, now that would be me.
    And no one's said peanuts yet, what is this place.
     
  10. Diesel 11

    Diesel 11 As you scream into the web of silence...

    Peanuts are more overrated than Hallowed Be Thy Nut.
     
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  11. John Silver

    John Silver Is Buddy electric

    But they are fuckin legumes, buddy, you fuckin derailed my excellent thread then and there. Kind regards from Angry John.
     
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  12. Diesel 11

    Diesel 11 As you scream into the web of silence...

    Legume Be Thy Name then? RIP the pea-legume, once beloved and now forgotten.
     
  13. John Silver

    John Silver Is Buddy electric

    Oh and back on topic, who doesn't like walnuts and chestnuts this time of year. Delicious things, aye.
     
  14. John Silver

    John Silver Is Buddy electric

    This is nut a thread for imaginary song names, buddy. Fuckin hell, where is my christmas spirit. You gone and made it vanish.
     
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  15. Diesel 11

    Diesel 11 As you scream into the web of silence...

    Christmas is over, John buddy. That explains your loss of its spirit even better.
     
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  16. John Silver

    John Silver Is Buddy electric

    The nut spirit however, never leaves me, mr. Spam pam.
     
  17. Diesel 11

    Diesel 11 As you scream into the web of silence...

    My bad, no wish to offend and all. I’m afraid I’ve never had chestnuts (don’t seem to be popular in These Our United American States) but walnuts are rather nice, not just for Christmas, but also for Mosesmas and Davidmas too.
     
  18. Jer

    Jer CriedWhenJanickStayed

    I hope you’re not telling me you’re actually a legume, buddy, because that would completely derail this thread!
     
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  19. Night Prowler

    Night Prowler CriedWhenBazzaSued Staff Member

    Is this the porn thread?
     
  20. Jer

    Jer CriedWhenJanickStayed

    :facepalm:
     

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