The Nut Thread (+Legumes)

[Wogmidget]

Is this the porn thread?

It is now

 

[John Silver]

I hope you’re not telling me you’re actually a legume, buddy, because that would completely derail this thread!

Derail? It's off the scale, off the trail, lost its sail, wailed its wail, said its hail, all a fail.

Maybe legume, if that was a spanish word for sexy, buddy.

 

[John Silver]

My bad, no wish to offend and all. I’m afraid I’ve never had chestnuts (don’t seem to be popular in These Our United American States) but walnuts are rather nice, not just for Christmas, but also for Mosesmas and Davidmas too.

You did not offend, buddy. Your participation was stellar in fact.

 

[John Silver]

Is this the porn thread?

Well, staff member, it is what you want it to be and nut just that.

 

[phantomoftheicarus]

Pistachio. Hands down

 

[John Silver]

This is me after only nutting for the enitirity of Christmas and new years.
The pistachio pay off, Ralph Macchio.

 

[Jer]

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This is me after only nutting for the enitirity of Christmas and new years.

Thanks to @Night Prowler I can no longer take this comment in the same way.