The Nut Thread (+Legumes)

[John Silver]

Every spam subforum should have one, I feel. And who doesn't like nuts apart from @Magnus magnuts.

So the be all, end all question is:
State your favourite nut.

My pick is these thrree delicious nuts
Cashews
Chili nuts
Brazil nuts

I think peanuts are in for the win.

 

[Diesel 11]

I think peanuts are in for the win.

Peanuts aren’t nuts though, buddy. Legumes or some shit.

Cashews are great. I’ll take them for 500.

 

[Wogmidget]

10mm zinc-plated lock nut

 

[The Flash]

Pistachio. Hands down.

This thing right here happens to be my favorite dessert. A type of baklava packed full of pistachios. Good thing it's expensive as fuck, otherwise it's highway to diabetes.

 

[John Silver]

Peanuts aren’t nuts though, buddy. Legumes or some shit.

Cashews are great. I’ll take them for 500.

The Timid Response:
Legumes, buddy? Now I’ve gone and edited the thread title, so thank you very much.

Are dates legumes as well? Love me some dates. Dates not dating advice - am in a few healthy relationships.

The Angry Response:
Way to derail my nut thread dipshit - what’s next, fucker. Wanna mention Empire of the clouds as well!? Nut cool buddy.

 

[John Silver]

Pistachio. Hands down.

This thing right here happens to be my favorite dessert. A type of baklava packed full of pistachios. Good thing it's expensive as fuck, otherwise it's highway to diabetes.

Pistachio on their own though, buddy, not a bad choice.

 

[The Flash]

On their own, in a dessert, anything.

 

[Jer]

My favorite nut is @John Silver .

 

[John Silver]

My favorite nut is @John Silver .

@Jer that's nut what I asked about buddy, for fucks sake. Ever had a nut you couldn't swallow, now that would be me.
And no one's said peanuts yet, what is this place.

 

[Diesel 11]

And no one's said peanuts yet, what is this place.

Peanuts are more overrated than Hallowed Be Thy Nut.

 

[John Silver]

Peanuts are more overrated than Hallowed Be Thy Nut.

But they are fuckin legumes, buddy, you fuckin derailed my excellent thread then and there. Kind regards from Angry John.

 

[Diesel 11]

But they are fuckin legumes, buddy, you fuckin derailed my excellent thread then and there. Kind regards from Angry John.

Legume Be Thy Name then? RIP the pea-legume, once beloved and now forgotten.

 

[John Silver]

Oh and back on topic, who doesn't like walnuts and chestnuts this time of year. Delicious things, aye.

 

[John Silver]

Legume Be Thy Name then? RIP the pea-legume, once beloved and now forgotten.

This is nut a thread for imaginary song names, buddy. Fuckin hell, where is my christmas spirit. You gone and made it vanish.

 

[Diesel 11]

Christmas is over, John buddy. That explains your loss of its spirit even better.

 

[John Silver]

The nut spirit however, never leaves me, mr. Spam pam.

 

[Diesel 11]

My bad, no wish to offend and all. I’m afraid I’ve never had chestnuts (don’t seem to be popular in These Our United American States) but walnuts are rather nice, not just for Christmas, but also for Mosesmas and Davidmas too.

 

[Jer]

@Jer that's nut what I asked about buddy, for fucks sake.

I hope you’re not telling me you’re actually a legume, buddy, because that would completely derail this thread!

 

[Night Prowler]

Is this the porn thread?

 

[Jer]

Is this the porn thread?