I just fundamentally don't like System Of A Down. I don't like Serj Tankian's voice or the quirks of his singing, and I generally don't like most of their songwriting choices. "Toxicity" does nothing to change this opinion of mine. The clean bit is nice, and the main riff is fine, but the singing is super annoying and the chorus sucks. The crunchy interlude toward the end is pretty good, at least. But overall, no sir, don't like it. "My Generation" is also not my kind of jam. The stuttery lead vocals and the whiny, cheesy background vocals aren't very appealing. Some of the vocal melodies are alright, and the interlude in the middle is OK, but the outro is pretty awful, and this isn't the kind of thing I would ever intentionally listen to. Not a fan of either track, but sorry Spam____not2.5, I think the list nominee has more mildly catchy elements, I suppose.
Winner: The Who - "My Generation"
"Refuse/Resist" has some interesting percussion at the very beginning, but it soon devolves into a series of OK riffs with bad non-melodic vocals. The solo section has pep, but the solo itself isn't very good. Yeah, Sepultura pretty consistently sucks. "Master's Apprentices" lost me within the first minute as soon as Åkerfeldt opened his mouth with that incredibly grating, extra-coarse Cookie Monster impression of his. The first couple minutes of the track are pretty boring, but then the proggier instrumentals come in and the music stays pretty interesting afterward. Yes, tease me with splashes of great clean vocals and show me how much better this track could have been without the Sesame Street posing. Luckily for
@Mosh, his nominee's competitor is particularly weak, so the Muppet tax isn't enough to throw this match, and the strength of the music wins out.
Winner: Opeth - "Master's Apprentices"
"Halloween" is clearly the better of the two epics from the original Keeper albums. The music is consistently strong and often great. The verses are a bit of a mess, but the pre-chorus is good, chorus 1 is excellent, and chorus 2 gets the job done. The various interludes and bridges through the middle section are also consistently strong, and the song feels like it follows a coherent through line and earns its runtime. The production is a bit weak, especially the wimpy-ass bass sound and the cringey backing vocals in a couple of parts, but on the whole this is a very good track. "Even Less" is generally bright and epic, despite the darker subject matter. It's well executed across the board, and I really like the sparse interlude that flows into the feely guitar lead later on. The outro is suitably creepy. Really good stuff. I could probably go either way on this one, but sorry
@The Dissident, I think BlogmasMyBargedno5's nominee has a bit more going on and is more explicitly metal.
Winner: Helloween - "Halloween"
"Metropolis, Part I: The Miracle And The Sleeper" is one of the highlights of
Images And Words, managing to be both complex and minimally masturbatory, with memorable melodies and a clear through line on the songwriting. Excellent song. "Broken Cog" starts off interestingly with an odd-rhythm chug and some nice color work on top. The spoken word verses work well, and the interlude is pretty groovy, but then screamy guy shows up and takes a dump on the tail end of the song. The spoken word outro works much better. Certainly one of the least annoying Meshuggah songs I've heard, but sorry
@Night Prowler, it can't compete with DJooseCameson's nominee.
Winner: Dream Theater - "Metropolis, Part I: The Miracle And The Sleeper"
"Tornado Of Souls" is a tour de force, showcasing everything that made Megadeth great in 1990. Killer riffs, amazing lead playing, and pretty catchy vocal melodies. Love the little harmonized section before the solo, and the solo itself is the stuff of legend. Excellent song. "Prophecy" starts off like a Blaze-era Maiden song, but with Barlow hamming it up. God, he sounds terrible on those low weepy notes. OK, I'm already bored with the verse by 2:40. Then we get a more uptempo Priest lead in Maiden dressing and some annoyingly shouty choruses with no hooks. The dual guitar interlude is nice, as is the outro piece. Another very mixed bag that wears its influences on its sleeve. No contest here, an extremely easy win for Cogfeno5get's nominee.
Winner: Megadeth - "Tornado Of Souls"
“Dante’s Inferno” embodies the same pros and cons as most Iseditionist Earth songs — nice guitar work and some cool thrashy riffage, half strong and half hammy vocals, and consistently weak songwriting that comes off like a ransom note of unrelated parts pasted together without a common through line. I started checking the clock with some frequency about halfway through, because this thing wasn’t really going anywhere, despite having a number of nice sections along the way. Doesn’t really merit its runtime — I think everything it had to say musically could have been wrapped up in 6 or 7 minutes. Not bad overall, though. "Punish My Heaven" starts off with some neoclassical promise, but then the cut time drumming and higher-pitched Cookie Monster stuff starts. There are some nice guitar leads in here for sure, but the song feels pretty disjointed in places. The clean wail in the middle was welcome, and the atmospheric interlude toward the end is great. Actually, the whole second half of the song works much better than the first. Despite a decent showing, I have to say sorry
@KiDDo, but Confe____no5's nominee is ultimately more listenable.
Winner: Iseditionist Earth - "Dante's Inferno"