Sabaton

[Ariana]

I have only heard the album once, so I'm absolutely not going to review it. I just want to say that Attack of the Dead Men might be my favourite and the most memorable on the album. I also like Great War out of those we heard prior to the album release.

 

[Black Wizard]

I will be seeing Sabaton tomorrow. What are th rest of you plebs doing? Not seeing Sabaton. That's what.

 

[Diesel 11]

Shame.

 

[Travis The Dragon]

Sabaton's recent stream of their Gamescom show isn't the greatest quality, but Joakim sounds pretty damn good. Even though they only got an hour, it's strange they left out both Ghost Division and Night Witches.

 

[Diesel 11]

Sabaton involved in a car crash

Two days ago in Tunisia we were involved in a serious traffic incident upon our return from a video shoot in the Sahara desert. We are all broken, badly beaten, bleeding and stitched up, but happy to be alive and confident that we will be fully recovered over time. However, after consulting...

www.sabaton.net

Scary stuff but glad to know they’re alive.

 

[Black Wizard]

An event that will spawn a whole new subgenre of Metal known forever as Car Crash Metal where Sabaton write songs based solely on famous car crashes.

 

[Night Prowler]

An event that will spawn a whole new subgenre of Metal known forever as Car Crash Metal where Sabaton write songs based solely on famous car crashes.

Far, far from the fame
Far, far away from the fame
But we still remember your name
Lady Diana
We mourn the day that you died
So be our guide, Dodi Fayed's bride!

 

[Diesel 11]

And it’s the end of the line for NASCAR’s light
Enemies mourning his death
And it’s Dale Earnhardt in his final fight
Finally given a rest

 

[Black Wizard]

Shout Ayrton Senna's name
Winner of three titles knows the game
He was always driving fast
Rise from beyond your grave
Son of Brazil and yellow helmet
May you rest in peace at last
Ayron Senna da Silva

Helmet has to be mispronounced as "hel-may" to rhyme with grave. Its Sabaton.

 

[Mosh]

Suddenly Sabaton becomes an arena act in America’s heartland.

 

[Night Prowler]

to the tune of Attero Dominatus

ATTERO
DOMINATUS
Porsche is burning
PAUL WALKER
VIN DIESEL
Fast and Furiouuuuussssss

or something like that

 

[Diesel 11]

After writing eight classic albums about car wrecks, Sabaton decide to change up the game for everyone once again. Their new album, ‘The Train Wrecks’, will absolutely floor you.

1. The Future Of Travel
2. Seven Bridges Of Turmoil
3. Mud Run All The Way
4. The Horror Of Angola
5. Devil Wheels
6. Casey Jones
7. The Train Wrecks
8. A Ghost In The Roundhouse
9. Crash In Chicago
10. The End Of The First Engine There Ever Was
11. In Grayrigg Field

 

[Travis The Dragon]

And next up is natural disasters! OK, I'll stop there.

 

[Wogmidget]

Broken power unit
Died on the warm-up lap
Long live Ricciardo
Brought by Aussie fans
Back to the Red Bull pits
Long live Ricciardo

 

[KidInTheDark666]

Broken power unit
Died on the warm-up lap
Long live Ricciardo
Brought by Aussie fans
Back to the Red Bull pits
Long live Ricciardo

Renault is a joke.

 

[Black Wizard]

The moment has passed. You're too late.

 

[Wogmidget]

Well I'm sorry if I was asleep earlier

 

[Wogmidget]

Renault is a joke.

 

[Poto]

And next up is natural disasters! OK, I'll stop there.

No, that's Maiden's next album.

 

[Brigantium]

Not sure if Sabaton are publicising the tour they already announced or hinting at more dates, but this has been a tad controversial