Rant Thread

[Brigantium]

Fuck. That's not good.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Motherfuckers, morons, midgets, fuck-off-cunts, pieholes, turtle-bitches, skin cancer, witches, spies...

That was a fucking classic post.

 

[Magnus]

This was epic on a scale that would put Homer to shame.

Fuck. That's not good.

Poor Homer.

 

[Black Wizard]

midgets

Little people, Cried.

 

[Perun]

Little people, Cried.

Individuals with alternative growth potential.

 

[Wogmidget]

midgets

You called?

 

[Magnus]

Midges.
Or is it "little flies"?
Hurts and itches anyway. Bastards.

 

[Black Abyss Babe]

@Night Prowler, I sympathise. This sounds like the place I only stayed for four months.

 

[Black Wizard]

Shitty Transport For London and its shitty London Underground just completely fucked up my journey home. I was all set to get the 23:30 train home until the fucking tube train sat at Edgware Road while another train (which I could have changed to!) left the station. The one I was on was allegedly being held at a red light but then it turned out it had developed a fault and we had to go to another platform. Once everyone got on the other train the one we'd just left changed its destination and line and left the damn station before we did. The fucking cheek of TFL to do that! Now I'm left with no other option but to take the slow train that stops EVERYWHERE where nobody lives and I wo t get home until about 1:30am. I was planning on meeting people for a drink when I got back but that's not going to happen now.

Fuck you TFL and fuck your shitty underground trains.

 

[Night Prowler]

Tell us how you really feel, @Black Wizard.

 

[Black Wizard]

 

[Collin]

Should have taken a boat.

 

[Magnus]

Or ridden a camel...

 

[Collin]

Or ridden a camel...

A superior method of transportation indeed.

 

[Magnus]

There's this movie about Queen on HBO. Not only does Mrs M insist I watch it with her, but the volume is unbearable and she sings along. Listening to Impaled Nazarene's Ugra-Karma on headphones - not loud enough.
#IWantOut

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[Ariana]

There's this movie about Queen on HBO. Not only does Mrs M insist I watch it with her, but the volume is unbearable and she sings along.

 

[Collin]

If I'm on the fucking phone, don't fucking come up and start fucking talking to me then fucking accuse me of being rude.

Fuck.

 

[KidInTheDark666]

I hate it when old people call me tall. 170cm isn't tall goddamnit! It's short!

 

[Wogmidget]

To be fair, it's not that short

 

[KidInTheDark666]

To be fair, it's not that short

Yeah, nothing special, but it's still 9cm below the average height of Finnish males.