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Rant Thread

Discussion in 'Can I Play with Madness?' started by Ariana, Jul 17, 2017.

  1. LooseCannon

    LooseCannon Yorktown-class aircraft carrier Staff Member

    Calling @Perun....
     
  2. Perun

    Perun Climbing like a monkey Staff Member

    I hate this day. Can it just fuck off and die already? Pretty please? With sugar on top and a cherry?
     
  3. LooseCannon

    LooseCannon Yorktown-class aircraft carrier Staff Member

    I agree.

    Why do you hate this day?
     
  4. Perun

    Perun Climbing like a monkey Staff Member

    Because my colleague who sort of trains me is in a bad mood and keeps giving me complicated tasks for which, I swear, she makes up new rules every time I'm finished just so that it's never good enough.
     
  5. Perun

    Perun Climbing like a monkey Staff Member

    And I had two hours of sleep tops.
     
  6. Perun

    Perun Climbing like a monkey Staff Member

    The shitty computer program I work with has an exceptionally shitty system of entering addresses that makes no sense because it's absolutely counter-intuitive, and seems to be working differently every time.

    It crashes every time you make a mistake such as combining a ZIP code with a wrong country abbreviation.

    It can really drive you up the wall when it crashes, because it involves a long log-in procedure and has a complicated system of commands to get you where you need to be, and it has no autosave function.

    It crashed a lot of times on me today.

    Because Slovensko is Slovakia, not Slovenia.
     
  7. Ariana

    Ariana Purple leopard

  8. The Flash

    The Flash Dennis Wilcock did 9/11

    I hate how 15:30 feels drastically different from 16:00 in terms of still having the day ahead of you.

    Does anyone else feel the same way?
     
  9. Perun

    Perun Climbing like a monkey Staff Member

    My colleague has a unique way of making me feel guilty for asking for instructions on a task she want me to do that I have never done before.
     
  10. Perun

    Perun Climbing like a monkey Staff Member

    Is it just my subjective impression or do 50% of all present-day telecommunication conversations go something like this:

    "Hello?"
    "Hello?"
    "Hello, can you hear me?"
    "Hello?"
    "Can you hear me?"
    "I can't hear you."
    "I don't seem to have coverage here."
    "I couldn't hear you, can you say that again?"
    "I said I don't seem to have coverage here."
    "You're breaking up."
    "I can't hear you."
    "Hello?"
    "Hello?"
    "I can't hear you."
    "Can you hear me now?"
    "I can't hear you. Hello?"
    "Can you hear me now?"
    "I can hear you now."
    "Hello?"
    "I can hear you clearly."
    "You're breaking up."
    "Hello?"
    *toot* *toot* *toot*
     
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  11. Brigantium

    Brigantium Work Geordie for hire Staff Member

    You could get a song out of that.
     
  12. Diesel 11

    Diesel 11 Gott Mit Uns

    People who think that certain genres of music (particularly metal) will invite demons into your home.

    What.

    I've always been confused by this. How could you invite demons into your home through a CD or an LP or what have you? It's not just music too, it's also books, trading cards, magazines, you name it, demons are in it. How would they even get in there in the first place though? Would they be floating around the world looking for some souls to steal, see some CDs, and go, "Hey, these are death metal albums! Let's enter them and then infect our listeners!"

    Personally, I think the Bible and hymnals are the ones with spiritual viruses. :ninja:
     
  13. Brigantium

    Brigantium Work Geordie for hire Staff Member

    I usually just send them invitations rather than wait for them to spot my music collection.
     
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  14. CriedWhenBrucieLeft

    CriedWhenBrucieLeft Ancient Mariner

    Who the fuck believes that? Nobody. They're just saying that as they don't like your music collection.
     
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  15. LooseCannon

    LooseCannon Yorktown-class aircraft carrier Staff Member

    Which demons are your favourite? I'm a big fan of Asmodeus.
     
  16. Brigantium

    Brigantium Work Geordie for hire Staff Member

    Malaphar. It was my Steam ID for a while.
     
  17. LooseCannon

    LooseCannon Yorktown-class aircraft carrier Staff Member

    Delightful.
     
  18. Dr. Eddies Wingman

    Dr. Eddies Wingman Brighter than thousand_suns

    Ouch :D
     
  19. Dr. Eddies Wingman

    Dr. Eddies Wingman Brighter than thousand_suns

    Right before watching the 19:00 news, I saw an announcement for a program to be sent later tonight, and I heard the word "pH diet".

    This caused me, stupid me, to revisit corners of the Internet where bogus medicine, bogus chemistry and conspiracy theories are mixed together and some fuckers promote all this bogus shit to people who have potentially fatal conditions.

    I fucking HATE people who promote scam diets and scam cures to seriously ill people, often at a price forcing the patient (or his/her family) to take up big loans, even sell their house. I wish for all such people to rot in prison. For the rest of their lives. Fuck off.
     
  20. Magnus

    Magnus Ancient Mariner

    I think you're too mild though. Rot in prison? From what I've read about Norwegian prisons that's not enough at all.
     

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