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Advantages of dog:The Cat slept in my sock drawer last night unbeknownst to me, until he crapped on my bedroom floor.
- Too big to fit in sock drawer
- Will tell you clearly to stop if you try to put it there.
- Asks you to take it outside if it needs to take a dump.
- Large enough to open your sock drawer
- May eat one of your socks
- May also ask you to take it outside in the middle of the night, because it has eaten a sock and needs to take a dump