Rant Thread

Discussion in 'Can I Play with Madness?' started by Ariana, Jul 17, 2017.

  1. Dr. Eddies Wingman

    Dr. Eddies Wingman Brighter than thousand_suns

    Advantages of dog:
    • Too big to fit in sock drawer
    • Will tell you clearly to stop if you try to put it there.
    • Asks you to take it outside if it needs to take a dump.
    Disadvantages:
    • Large enough to open your sock drawer
    • May eat one of your socks
    • May also ask you to take it outside in the middle of the night, because it has eaten a sock and needs to take a dump
     
    Last edited: Jan 8, 2019
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  2. Brigantium

    Brigantium Grim Reaper Staff Member

    Not covered in the Cat v Dog thread!
     
  3. Number 6

    Number 6 Ancient Mariner

    Cats are still the best.
     
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  4. Night Prowler

    Night Prowler CriedWhenBazzaSued Staff Member

    Fuck whoever invented Microsoft Outlook, piece of shit.
     
  5. Saapanael

    Saapanael "Get a life, punk!"

    I find that often when I feel sad and angry it's because I let myself be affected by other people's bullshit. Stuff people say, the things they like and the way they behave have a bigger (negative) effect on me than they should. I think I've become better in this regard, considering that around the same time last year I felt that I've lost my only friends and am completely alone in the world, but I still need to work on myself to become more individual and stop caring about the bullshit people bring into my life. The other half of the solution is about surrounding myself with better people, and I'm trying but it's a damn hard and slow process. I see studying a semester as an exchange student somewhere in Europe as a way out of this stagnation but it won't happen before 2020.
     
  6. phantomoftheicarus

    phantomoftheicarus Nobody can ever hear him call

    Hey man, I know exactly how you feel, ive been in exactly the same situation and I'm sure we all have at some point in our lives. Once you start figuring out how to stop it let it bothering you things improve and it's good to see you're working on that:)

    In other news, my ex also hurt me in a big way the other day and I'm seriously contemplating pushing one of my managers down the stairs
     
  7. LooseCannon

    LooseCannon Yorktown-class aircraft carrier Staff Member

    So, here's how I felt on the bus this morning:

    Everything was great. I was listening to The Odyssey, which has become a favourite track very quickly. I was chatting happily with the lady friend. I was enjoying the sunlight and I was smiling when we crossed the bridge and you get that beautiful view of Parliament, framed by the Gatineau Hills beyond. I was gonna write nice things. Then they put banana in my smoothie at the smoothie place. I go there every day, I don't like banana, and they know it. Day. Instantly. Ruined.

    I fucking *hate* banana. Completely threw off my rhythm for the day and now I am crabby at work. Fucking hell.
     
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  8. Perun

    Perun Stepping out bravely Staff Member

    Ironically, I was just eating a banana when I read this post.
     
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  9. LooseCannon

    LooseCannon Yorktown-class aircraft carrier Staff Member

    I guess we're not the same person after all.
     
  10. Perun

    Perun Stepping out bravely Staff Member

    It's the little differences...

    I have one a day to fight restless legs syndrome. I think it sort of works.
     
  11. LooseCannon

    LooseCannon Yorktown-class aircraft carrier Staff Member

    Oh. My leg was being restless as I read this.
     
  12. Saapanael

    Saapanael "Get a life, punk!"

    Those frickin ice fields. Ran to catch the train and fell, now I gotta walk around with bloody hands.

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  13. Number 6

    Number 6 Ancient Mariner

    Ouch! I can feel the burn from here.
     
  14. phantomoftheicarus

    phantomoftheicarus Nobody can ever hear him call

    Accidentally put my wireless earphones through the washing machine and broke them:facepalm: hoping I can do a sneak and claim them back on the warranty
     
  15. Number 6

    Number 6 Ancient Mariner

    Good luck with that.
     
  16. Night Prowler

    Night Prowler CriedWhenBazzaSued Staff Member

    Airpods?
     
  17. JudasMyGuide

    JudasMyGuide ...quite like the Jack of Hearts...

    I'm kinda half expecting some retarded "OMG he put his Airpods in the washing machine, he can't hear us" meme...
     
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  18. phantomoftheicarus

    phantomoftheicarus Nobody can ever hear him call

    Not Airpods because I spend my money wisely. Just a pair of skullcandy wireless. The button is broken but the thing charges fine so I'll just say the button broke on me, they do half the time on them
     
  19. Edington

    Edington More Than Two Problems

    Played the jam night again tonight, this time I had prepared but somehow played worse than last week. Not much musical crossover between me and the house band, so we done Sandman again. I was playing through a shitty multi FX thing that sounded awful and the other guitarist threw me by giving me the solos. I can't play those solos, so I improvised some and it sounded atrocious.

    Then, being a bit stuck with what to play, we settled on Paranoid. I haven't played that in a long time, forgot that solo too and had lost my nerve after the first song so cocked up one of the easiest songs in existence.

    I don't think anyone really cared, but it's so frustrating and humiliating because, at the risk of sounding narcissistic, I know that I'm above that level. I just can't seem to prove it.
     
  20. Night Prowler

    Night Prowler CriedWhenBazzaSued Staff Member

    Rude.
     

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