Official Football Thread

[The Flash]

Ramos must be thinking "Mission acclompished". Fucking cunt.

 

[Black Wizard]

I think you mean "copper nanotube".

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Sergio Ramos is a cunt.

He is, but Salah's injury looked more accidental. Ramos wrestled him down by his right arm, but Salah was unfortunate to fall on his left shoulder.

Hope Ramos and Firmino end up in a fight and are sent off, and that the much maligned Mr Benzema wins it for Real Madrid.

 

[The Flash]

What Ramos did does not belong on a football field. That usually leads to shoulder dislocation.

Knowing his history, I have little doubt that he did it intentionally.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Ramos does not belong on a football field.

At least we agree on this.

 

[The Flash]

The stupidest goal ever at this stage. No doubt.

 

[Black Wizard]

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Some neighbours must be streaming the game. I heard shouting about 5s after Liverpool equalized.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Wow!

Cue delayed swearing from downstairs

 

[Black Wizard]

Cue delayed swearing from downstairs

So it's not the old lady next door?

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Doesn't sound like her, no!

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Mané missed out on a golden opportunity to hurt Ramos there.

Karius

 

[Black Wizard]

Worst. Goalkeeper. Ever.

 

[The Flash]

Klopp is beating up Karius tonight.

 

[The Flash]

Ronaldo's last minute abs showcase sabotaged by a fan.

 

[Black Wizard]

Steven Gerrard now has an equal in screwing things up.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

I actually feel sorry for him now

Edit: For Karius, not Gerrard of course

 

[Black Wizard]

Gareth Bale's post-match interview with BT Sport strongly implies that he's leaving Real Madrid this summer.

 

[The Flash]

He should. They're underutilizing him.

 

[Black Wizard]

Karius went over to the Liverpool fans in tears.