Right, off I go again. QPR without a win in 9 games now. Yesterday's defeat was the most disappointing of the bunch though, 2-0 up against Norwich with 15 minutes to go, but naturally QPR go on to lose 3-2. I don't know how they do it!
More worrying is our manager situation, with no-one surely wanting the position except caretaker-manager Gary Waddock, and as he's shown over the past couple of months, he's clearly not up to the job. Bring back Ian Holloway and brilliant post-match comments.
As a tribute to the great Ian Holloway, I shall now include a selection of my favourite
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When asked how much he earned as a player, compared to Rooney
"Not enough to go to brothels" ::
On dreams of the club reaching the top of the Premiership
"Yeh and I'm six foot four with the biggest willy in the world"
On the cancelled scouting trip to Brazil
"That's been put on ice. I've lost my passport too. If anyone's seen it I'd like it back, it's not Golem in there, I look minging"
On going through a poor run of form
"I feel so unlucky at the moment, if I fell into a barrow of boobs I'd come out sucking my thumb"
On the reporter who asked Danny Shittu if he'd like to play for a Premiership club
"Whoever that was, I'd like to pull his pants down and slap him on the arse like I used to do to my kids. Apparently I'm not even allowed to do that any more otherwise I'll have the health and safety on to me giving it the old 'hello'."
After the "ugly" win against Chesterfield
"To put it in gentleman’s terms if you’ve been out for a night and you’re looking for a young lady and you pull one, some weeks they’re good looking and some weeks they’re not the best. Our performance today would have been not the best looking bird but at least we got her in the taxi. She weren’t the best looking lady we ended up taking home but she was very pleasant and very nice, so thanks very much lets have a coffee"
On the abuse Gino Padula gets from away fans
"Everyone calls him a gypsy but I can assure you he doesn't live in a caravan. He has a house with foundations"
When asked if Thorpe's chance at Bristol City had gone in....
"If is a big word, if I had long hair I could be a rock star"
On the dodgy linesman away at Bristol City:
“It was lucky that the linesman wasn't stood in front of me as I would have poked him with a stick to make sure he was awake!”