Official Football Thread

[Night Prowler]

 

[The Flash]

What an exciting match was that! With Ibrahimovic out, Cavani was a huge disappointment for PSG tonight.

By the way, Dortmund almost managed to come back to force extra time against Real, they won 2-0 but lost 3-2 on aggregate.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

I was watching the Dortmund vs Real Madrid one. What a game! Dortmund were on full overdrive until there was no steam left, and had enough chances to get their third. The last 10 minutes it became clear that RM had managed to survive the storm.

Now for some bizarre reason I'm looking forward to Bayern vs Man United tomorrow.

 

[Black Wizard]

If Barcelona get through tomorrow then we're all set for a Chelsea vs. Barca semi-final.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

If Barcelona get through tomorrow then we're all set for a Chelsea vs. Barca semi-final.

With Tom Henning Øvrebø as referee?

 

[Black Wizard]

I hope so!

 

[The Flash]

If Barcelona get through tomorrow then we're all set for a Chelsea vs. Barca semi-final.

Hopefully they won't. Go Atlético!

 

[Rotam]

Another amazing victory to Mourinho. Cavani failed a lot, but really, how can a rich club be so dependent on one player? Real Madrid = ridiculous performance.

 

[Night Prowler]

Face of PSG's owner after their elimination from CL:

 

[Ariana]

Troll level: Master


Explanation here: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2022184-laurent-blanc-trolled-by-the-ghost-of-emil-kostadinov

 

[The Flash]

The coach of Chelsea's opponent who's been sent home trolled with a historic goal of Bulgarian national team history. Sounds like the plot was written by you, Ariana.

 

[Black Wizard]

Face of PSG's owner after their elimination from CL:

Is that woman punching him?

 

[The Flash]

They did it! Atlético are through after a 1-0 win against Barça.

 

[Night Prowler]

YES FUCK YOU FARCELONA

Manchester At least they didn't embarass themselves IMO.

 

[Ariana]

I hope we're not playing against Bayern in the semis.

 

[Night Prowler]

I hope it's Atletico-Chelsea with Atletico going through and Real-Bayern with Bayern going through. Either way, I just hope Real doesn't win it all. Even Chelsea winning is acceptable.

 

[Ariana]

Even Chelsea winning is acceptable.

 

[The Flash]

No worries, Bayern is winning it all.

 

[Night Prowler]

Unconfirmed rumour:
Atletico would have to pay 10 million euros per game if they want Courtois to play if they draw Chelsea.

 

[The Flash]

That's fucking ridiculous.