Most ridiculous websites

[!--QuoteBegin-dogigniter+Nov 1 2005, 05:49 PM--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE(dogigniter @ Nov 1 2005, 05:49 PM)[/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--QuoteEBegin--]Some religious websites for you:

[a href=\'http://www.ship-of-fools.com/Features/Curses/Curses_body.html\' target=\'_blank\']Random Bible Curse Generator[/a]
[a href=\'http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html\' target=\'_blank\']iGod - Repenting made easy[/a]
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Hey, these sites are great! But on iGod god tends to stop taking whick sucks.
 
wow, i really talked to God [!--emo&:eek:--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/ohmy.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'ohmy.gif\' /][!--endemo--]

Via chatting on internett, just like Bruce Almighty [!--emo&:rolleyes:--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/rolleyes.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'rolleyes.gif\' /][!--endemo--]
 
[a href=\'http://www.deathclock.com\' target=\'_blank\']Death Clock[/a]
This is pretty freaky to watch how it has it narrowed down to the second. It's most likely way off but it's cool to see.
 
[!--QuoteBegin-Wicker Man+Nov 1 2005, 11:18 PM--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE(Wicker Man @ Nov 1 2005, 11:18 PM)[/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--QuoteEBegin--][a href=\'http://www.deathclock.com\' target=\'_blank\']Death Clock[/a]
This is pretty freaky to watch how it has it narrowed down to the second. It's most likely way off but it's cool to see.
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That's cool. I wonder how they work it out.
 
[!--QuoteBegin-Wicker Man+Nov 1 2005, 10:18 PM--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE(Wicker Man @ Nov 1 2005, 10:18 PM)[/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--QuoteEBegin--][a href=\'http://www.deathclock.com\' target=\'_blank\']Death Clock[/a]
This is pretty freaky to watch how it has it narrowed down to the second. It's most likely way off but it's cool to see.
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I think it is way off as it predicts I will die at age 50, even though I had a low bmi and said i was a non-smoker. Cool none-the-less. I wonder what happens when you let your computer run on and on until the time of death. [!--emo&:lol:--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/lol[1].gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'lol[1].gif\' /][!--endemo--]
 
[a href=\'http://www.gunthernet.com\' target=\'_blank\']Would you touch his tralala?[/a]
 
You guys wanna see hardcore headbanging? Here's me in action:
[a href=\'http://media.putfile.com/Headbanging78\' target=\'_blank\']http://media.putfile.com/Headbanging78[/a]
 
How pointless is this? Good music though.

[a href=\'http://www.krakaos.free.fr/trivium_game/trivium_phgame.htm\' target=\'_blank\']Trivium Game[/a]
 
[a href=\'http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=suicide\' target=\'_blank\']http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=suicide[/a]
 
[a href=\'http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=55690289832557806&q=iron+maiden\' target=\'_blank\']http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=55...6&q=iron+maiden[/a]
What is this about???
 
[!--QuoteBegin-Pineapple Hunter+Dec 24 2005, 06:02 PM--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE(Pineapple Hunter @ Dec 24 2005, 06:02 PM)[/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--QuoteEBegin--]How many people thought the iGod was annoying?
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How do you mean annoying, here are some of my sessions:



Me:
?
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
""
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:

God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Shut the fuck up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Hahaha
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about haha. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
No
God:
Why not?
Me:
I don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
It's me NEITHER
God:
Glad to see you, NEITHER.

Now another one

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Because I am God
God:
Good reason. What's up, god.
Me:
That's no reason, it's a fact
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
Can you?
God:
I think I can, don't you?
Me:
I didn't even give a specific thing that I must can
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
Because
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
So what?
God:
Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Me:
Well said
God:
Am I a clever robot or what?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?

I think you can guess the rest.

This is why I love crap made internet robot things.
 
How about [a href=\'http://www.drunkenbumland.bravehost.com\' target=\'_blank\']my website![/a] It's good, and shit, all at once.
 
OOOOO shameless self promotin [!--emo&:p--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/tongue.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'tongue.gif\' /][!--endemo--]
 
[a href=\'http://kittenkiller.org/\' target=\'_blank\']http://kittenkiller.org/[/a]

By far one of the worst websites I've ever seen.
 
For all bums who aren't drunk you can always go live in [a href=\'http://www.citizensrequired.com\' target=\'_blank\']Lovely[/a].
 
[!--QuoteBegin-Mario88+Jan 17 2006, 11:58 PM--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE(Mario88 @ Jan 17 2006, 11:58 PM)[/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--QuoteEBegin--][a href=\'http://kittenkiller.org/\' target=\'_blank\']http://kittenkiller.org/[/a]

By far one of the worst websites I've ever seen.
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It's not that bad. Don't we all want to know who the biggest wankers are? Sorry to offend SMX but USA has the most wankers living there [!--emo&:lmao:--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/lol.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'lol.gif\' /][!--endemo--]
 
Have you got any figures to support your claim?

I want a complete listing -- for every country -- of the proportion of the population indulging in onanism, and how many times a day. Then we'll decide which nation has the most wankers.
 
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