Metallica

[THESEVENTHMARINER]

It's not surprising really considering that every ticket sold for their tour includes a copy of the album.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Does that count?

 

[Mosh]

I think so. Still impressive. When was the last time a metal album went platinum? Also pretty sure this one doesn't qualify as 2.

 

[Black Wizard]

James Hetfield is going to narrate a documentary about porn.

 

[Detective Beauregard]

The Day That Never Cums

 

[The Flash]

Hardwired...to Self-Massage

 

[MrKnickerbocker]

The Shortest Stroke

 

[Mosh]

Spit Out the Boner

 

[MrKnickerbocker]

...All Within My Hands.

 

[LooseCannon]

Battery (for use in vibrators)

 

[Perun]

Ye-heah!

 

[Brigantium]

Masturbator of Puppets?

 

[JudasMyGuide]

My Acockalypse
Is My Bitch
The Outlaw Porn
That Was Just Your Wife
Bad Seed (oops, my bad )

 

[Night Prowler]

All Nightmare Dong
Blackened

 

[MrKnickerbocker]

Fap to Black

 

[Forostar]

Anusthesia
Bitchkrieg
And Justice for Balls
For Whom Adele Throats

 

[Mosh]

Disposable Heroes

 

[The Flash]

Anusthesia

(Pulling Out)

 

[MrKnickerbocker]

Disposable Tissues

 

[The Flash]

Wasting My Sperm