make up a lie about the previous poster

What can I say man, it's good cereal, great for the digestive track ;)

Mosh is a gorilla from Gorillaz
 
Mosh once got out of tight jam in Alabama by whipping out his fiddle and playing a mean square dance, thereby distracting the local yokels and allowing Mosh the chance to catch a ride out of town on a bus that smelled like feet.
 
Unknown one was once in the everglades, had one drink (but no more), but is such a lightweight he got drunk that he thought he danced with the dead.
 
When I was on the phone with Chartwell the other day, he was going on and on about how Sony was really pissing him off.  He said that they were 'the establishment' and they would be the first against the wall when the revolution came.  As he continued his rhetoric about Sony, Playstation, and their infernal 'online gaming regime', he exclaimed: "Oh, I did it!! I really did it!!"

I asked him what he had done, but he said he really couldn't say where anything could be recorded.  I asked where we could meet to discuss it and he said that no place on the planet was safe, nor were any of the closer planets and a few moons of Jupiter as well.  He did think that, possibly, Pluto was safe, since the 'authorities' didn't deem it worthy of keeping an eye on after it was demoted from planet hood.

Anyway, the next day I found out that Playstation's network was hacked and went off line....  draw your own conclusions.
 
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