make up a lie about the previous poster

[Mega]

Dokken tries to eat my chicken. He doesn't like it.
I need to protact my chicken from Dokken.

 

[Mosh]

mega is a computer virus

 

[Mega]

Dokken (you can't just change names man!) has a tail in the shape of alabama.
It sings too.

 

[Onhell]

it sings lullabies to Mega

 

[Mosh]

Onhell invented "I can't believe it's not butter"

 

[Onhell]

Only because Mosh came up with I can't believe it's Yogurt!

 

[Mosh]

Onhell still doesn't believe it.

 

[Onhell]

because it can't possibly be yogurt!

It's Mosh's... "special" ingredient that keeps the crowds coming back... if they only knew.

 

[Wästed The Great]

Slurm?

Onhell is the giant worm that makes Slurm.

 

[Rotam]

Wasted cannot leave Vancouver. 

 

[Mosh]

ROTAM is lost in Germany

 

[Onhell]

No worries, Perun will find him.

Mosh is sky diving in the middle of the Pacific.

 

[Mosh]

Onhell is the helicopter pilot.

 

[Metalheadlady]

Well, I'm new,so I know very little about you guys, so... The knife master is actually Mrs. School, my 3rd grade teacher.(it's weird having a teacher named Mrs. School.)

 

[Onhell]

Metalheadlady loves Garbage... the band, not actual refuse...

 

[Mosh]

Onhell loves Junkyard.

 

[Onhell]

Mosh appeared on the cover of Green Day's "Dookie," seriously, just look at his avatar...

 

[Mosh]

Onhell knows this because he drew the cover.

 

[Onhell]

It was awkward seeing mosh naked, but I did it in the name of ART!

anyway, Mosh loves to talk shit about Total

 

[Mosh]

Onhell shits total