Suicidehummer
Trooper
Perun has beat Adrian Smith in an arm wrestle.
make up a lie about the previous poster
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Black Thunder
Ancient Mariner
Onhell farts so hard once a year, and that ultimately becomes a reason for Global Warning.
Ah, so not El Nino, El Onlello.
Black Thunder stole his name from the name for the missing album somewhere between Ride The Lightening and the 'Black' album.
Black Thunder stole his name from the name for the missing album somewhere between Ride The Lightening and the 'Black' album.
Prowler_108
Trooper
Onhell is Lars Ulrich's father.
Albie
Keeping an open eye on the Weeping Angels.
Prowler set up a airline in his spare time yesterday. For the inaugural flight, he climbed to the top of Everest and had the plane fly over the peak. Unfortunately, he was caught in the planes wake and met an untimely death as he fell from a great height. Now he posts from beyond the grave.
Prowler_108
Trooper
Albie was featured in the From Here to Eternity video. He played Charlotte.
Suicidehummer
Trooper
Onhell is Albie's best customer.
Genghis Khan
Ancient Mariner
Suicidehummer went on a wild binge drinking night in his hummer. He swerved off the road after nearly avoiding a bunny. The hummer burned with only mild burns to Suicidehummer, which is by the way how he got his nick. Now he drives a rusted Yugo because he is afraid to speed.
Genghis Khan once felt he needed more excitement in his life. So he got pissed and ran naked on the field during a Toronto Blue Jays baseball game. He was arrested for public nudity and sent to a labour camp in Zimbabwe. He managed to escape and, still naked, ran all the way to Cairo where he narrowly avoided a stoning, also for public nudity. For the following two years, he remained undiscovered because he posed as a statue in an Egyptian temple before being taken to New York by an American archeologist. Here, he discovered that Genghis was in fact a live naked human and got him arrested- for public nudity. Genghis finally decided it wasn't worth all the fuss anymore, paid his fee and returned to Canada.
Genghis Khan
Ancient Mariner
Perun said:
Perun moved out of Canada because he loved their beer so much, on wild drunken nights as a pre-teen, he'd smash bottles over his head, squeeze women's butts and run around screaming "I'm flying high, again". His family decided to move to northern Germany where beer is less exciting and the people are less prone to getting drunk.
Genghis Khan once drove a four-ton truck over another man's foot. Deliberately.
Doesn't have the same ring as "I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die", but still somewhat badass.
Genghis Khan: Occasionally Kind Of Badass.
Doesn't have the same ring as "I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die", but still somewhat badass.
Genghis Khan: Occasionally Kind Of Badass.
Onhell means "one who frolics in wide meadows with wreaths of flowers in hair while singing folk songs about butterflies" in latin.