make up a lie about the previous poster

[Wästed The Great]

Onhell sells sea shells down by the river Styx.

 

[HallowedBeMyName]

The girl in Wasted's avatar is his girlfriend 

 

[Mosh]

hallowed hates track 8 on the original pressings of NOTB

 

[HallowedBeMyName]

hallowed hates track 8 on the original pressings of NOTB

HOW DARE YOU! 

Mosh thinks moshpits are immature and stupid, and would rather stand in a sophisticated-like manner while at a concert. Oh the irony.

 

[Onhell]

Hallowed ALWAYS tips 1.5% because it is a perfect number.

 

[Black Thunder]

Onhell can play "Dyers Eve" on drums 50% faster than it's original speed. 

 

[Onhell]

Black Thunder can communicate with dolphins, but not with whales.

 

[Black Thunder]

Onhell has his own private spaceship.

 

[Onhell]

black thunder is the mechanic of my private spaceship.

 

[HallowedBeMyName]

While piloting his private spaceship last night, Onhell crashed right in my backyard. Onhell blames Black_Thunder for supposedly hitting a button that caused the engines to suddenly stop.

 

[Black Thunder]

When Onhell's spaceship crashed, we could clearly see Hallowed covering his SAM missile launcher.

 

[HallowedBeMyName]

Black_Thunder gave me the missile launcher for Christmas.

 

[Onhell]

Which is silly because you're Jewish...

 

[Perun]

...and Onhell thought he was a self-hating Jew before he figured out that he was just an antisemite.

 

[Onhell]

I became one after reading Peruns: a Cosmonaut's guide to hating Earthlings While Crashing into Uranus...

 

[chaosapiant]

OnHell is not very creative when crushing dreams, and his posts doing so are often a bit short.

 

[Onhell]

Chaosapaint is a nihilist and found it personally insulting when John Goodman beat nihilist with a bowling bowl in the Big Labowsky.

 

[Suicidehummer]

Onhell is Dr. Dee

 

[Onhell]

And you are my patient... Prostate check was it?

 

[Black Thunder]

Onhell still sleeps with a teddy bear.