make up a lie about the previous poster

[____no5]

___no5 was 1,5 hours late to work this morning

Well technically it was 1h20' but hey. What's more is that 99% of the time I'm never late since a) I'm quite punctual b) I don't have fixed working hours.

Brigantium is a gel for shaping hair during Roman Times. She lives in both eras simultaneously, now as a human and then as a gel.

 

[MindRuler]

____no5 will be running his next marathon wearing a polkadot tutu, a Mexican sombrero and Hello Kitty socks.

 

[Eddie620]

____no5 will be running his next marathon wearing a polkadot tutu, a Mexican sombrero and Hello Kitty socks.

MindRuler is an alien Cat-Borg who wants to assimilate all earthlings!

 

[Riggatoni]

MindRuler is an alien Cat-Borg who wants to assimilate all earthlings!

Eddie620 is actually AI who is programmed by MindRuler to assimilate in the human culture and give the alien Cat-Borg race crucial info.