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[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Washing ... cleaning ... swearing ...
Washing ... cleaning ... swearing ... doing it again!

 

[Collin]

I’m back. I was not eaten by a bear.

 

[Black Wizard]

I'm off work tomorrow for the Bank Holiday and planning on going for a walk in the countryside. Is anyone else off tomorrow?

 

[Lampwick 43]

I actually do have to work tomorrow, but I assume many people will have the day off for Memorial Day.

 

[Night Prowler]

I'm off tomorrow because I'm on vacation. So much freedom.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Cried is off tomorrow because Cried said so.

 

[Wogmidget]

I’m back. I was not eaten by a bear.

But did you eat a bear?

 

[LooseCannon]

I actually do have to work tomorrow, but I assume many people will have the day off for Memorial Day.

I am working because we did not fight in the US Civil War.

 

[Collin]

But did you eat a bear?

Nope. I had some smoked salmon though. I also tried duck and lamb for the first time.

 

[KidInTheDark666]

Nope. I had some smoked salmon though. I also tried duck and lamb for the first time.

Lamb for the first time? Really?

 

[Wogmidget]

Lamb for the first time? Really?

I guess he's had a sheltered upbringing

 

[Collin]

Lamb for the first time? Really?

My parents hate lamb so we obviously would never make that for dinner. And whenever I would go to a fancy restaurant it was never really my first choice. That being said, I didn't really care for it. Duck was good though!

 

[Collin]

I guess he's had a sheltered upbringing

Being upfront and center at a Maiden show. Is that sheltered?

 

[Black Abyss Babe]

Being upfront and center at a Maiden show. Is that sheltered?

That depends on who is standing behind you, and how benevolent they are feeling at the time ...

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

My kitchen hasn't been this clean in years. Neither has my shower cabinet.

However, I managed to flush a washing cloth down the toilet when I poured out the washwater ... hope they have a decent intake filter at the water treatment facility. I don't want it to destroy a pump or end up in the stomach of some sea animal.

 

[Black Wizard]

Being upfront and center at a Maiden show. Is that sheltered?

Privileged.

I guess he's had a sheltered upbringing

He's a libertarian, so probably grew up in a rural commune with loads of Hand-Held Freedom Propellers.

 

[KidInTheDark666]

He's a libertarian, so probably grew up in a rural commune with loads of Hand-Held Freedom Propellers.

 

[Wogmidget]

However, I managed to flush a washing cloth down the toilet when I poured out the washwater ... hope they have a decent intake filter at the water treatment facility. I don't want it to destroy a pump or end up in the stomach of some sea animal.

Breaking news . . .

 

[Brigantium]

Yes, I'm off tomorrow. Bank holidays for the win.

 

[Collin]

That depends on who is standing behind you, and how benevolent they are feeling at the time ...

Standing behind me once was an older lady (mid 50's probably, don't get any ideas Wiz) reached her hand down my pants to retrieve a drumstick I caught from Nicko.