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[Collin]

Privileged.

He's a libertarian, so probably grew up in a rural commune with loads of Hand-Held Freedom Propellers.

Rural communuity? Sure. What is a handheld freedom propeller?

Also privileged yes. Though it has been just GA tickets and a simple FTTB win that has made me fortunate enough.

 

[Black Wizard]

What is a handheld freedom propeller?

Dude, your county is obsessed with them.

 

[Mosh]

Don’t you mean liberty apparatuses?

 

[Collin]

Dude, your county is obsessed with them.

Machineguns?

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Standing behind me once was an older lady (mid 50's probably, don't get any ideas Wiz) reached her hand down my pants to retrieve a drumstick I caught from Nicko. I

You what? Liked how it made you feel?

 

[Collin]

You what? Liked how it made you feel?

I should have said Cried instead of Wiz.

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

Yes, I'm off tomorrow. Bank holidays for the win.

Winner, indeed. Wine is being consumed and Metal is being listened to. The bouldering wall will be hit tomorrow.
Great weekend so far, rowed a boat from the mainland to an island, drank many pints, met many interesting people and did some off the cuff caving. More Bank Holidays, please.

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

Standing behind me once was an older lady (mid 50's probably, don't get any ideas Wiz) reached her hand down my pants to retrieve a drumstick I caught from Nicko.

Everybody loves a reach around.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Bet she was still disappointed the wood in there was just a Nicko stick.

 

[Collin]

Everybody loves a reach around.

Everybody except me apparently. That was MY drumstick.

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

Everybody except me apparently. That was MY drumstick.

Wait, you actually let her take it? Should have elbow dropped her.

 

[Collin]

No I worded that poorly. I have the drumstick.

 

[Black Wizard]

No I worded that poorly. I have the drumstick.

Did she take something else from you though?

 

[Collin]

Did she take something else from you though?

She nearly took my innocence.

 

[Wogmidget]

She took the kids

 

[Diesel 11]

She nearly took my innocence.

The age of innocence is fading....

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

That is literally the last song I would want a reach around to

 

[Wogmidget]

LIKE AN OLD DREAM

 

[Diesel 11]

That is literally the last song I would want a reach around to

It pops up on ya like an apparition.

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

I'm verging into cock related innuendos here. Not that that is a problem but I just can't think of a good one.