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[Moon Child]

Everybody is a member of the Church of H. It's just some people may not realize it yet.

 

[Brigantium]

Being converted could be considered fun

 

[Ariana]

Depends on which prophet you would meet.

 

[Brigantium]

I thought the Church of H was a not-for-prophet organisation?

 

[Ariana]

Well, who'd boost the conversion rates?

 

[Brigantium]

I can't pretend to know the inner secrets of the Church of H. Don't you have to prove yourself to learn the really special knowledge?

 

[Crimson Idol]

Well, who'd boost the conversion rates?

The conversion rates of album time to awesomeness?

 

[Ariana]

Don't you have to prove yourself to learn the really special knowledge?

Of course. There's a really difficult test you have to pass.

 

[Brigantium]

Er....yes?

 

[Black Wizard]

I had chickenpox when I was on holiday in Malta. I was too young to remember it though.

 

[The Flash]

Which is why we're not interested in any other deities. Especially ones that don't play guitar.

How do you know FSM doesn't play guitar ?

 

[Brigantium]

No hands, only noodly appendages

 

[Night Prowler]

I only support the Holy Church of Barlow.

 

[The Flash]

No hands, only noodly appendages

How do you know FSM didn't develop a technique where hands are not necessary to play guitar ?

 

[Ariana]

I only support the Holy Church of Barlow.

You realize that Adrian heard this, don't you?

 

[Brigantium]

What, like the power of thought alone, Flash?

 

[Ariana]

And we all know that H would wHoop Barlow's ass while untangling the FSM with one hand.

 

[Moon Child]

Alright! I'd love to see that!

 

[The Flash]

What, like the power of thought alone, Flash?

Maybe, I don't know.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Don't underestimate the power of pasta.