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He's a god-cop:
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Oh man, a true god would be humiliated to death if he had to wear that uniform! A true god would deny himself if he had to use weapons like handcuffs and a baton. What kind of a god tells you that you have the right to remain silent? A true god would wipe off the city, cause an 8.6-magnitude earthquake and inflict humanity with incurable itchy toes or armpits, whatever's nastier.
 
Oh man, a true god would be humiliated to death if he had to wear that uniform! A true god would deny himself if he had to use weapons like handcuff and a baton. What kind of a god tells you that you have the right to remain silent? A true god would wipe off the city, cause an 8.6-magnitude earthquake and inflict humanity with incurable itchy toes or armpits, whatever's nastier.

How do you know Matt Barlow didn't do all of that while doing the cop work ?

(i can be this annoying to eternity :p)
 
The Church of Gers actually has nothing to do with Iron Maiden. It is actually an organization aimed at deifying legendary Rangers players and managers. So if you enjoy starting riots in Manchester then this church is for you!
 
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