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[Forostar]

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Is this you Wingman?

No. I wouldn't be drinking vodka directly from the bottle.

But I have submerged myself in wintery water on several occasions.

 

[The Flash]

Trying to write a diary with my eyes closing down in desperate need for sleep.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

So eating dairy causes you to be too tired to write a diary?

 

[Travis The Dragon]

Is this you Wingman?

Another lovely sign of intelligence.

 

[Yax]

Just finished eating my bacon-wrapped chicken.

Excellent. Bacon-wrapped chicken is, far juicer than regular chicken.

 

[Mosh]

And I'm home.


School on saturday should be illegal

 

[Travis The Dragon]

School period should have been illegal when I went since I hated it so much.

 

[____no5]

So eating dairy causes you to be too tired to write a diary?

A classic example of Eddies posting ladies & gents.
Two layers. Its cleverness is mostly sonic while it's making perfectly sense regarding what Flash eats.

 

[Moon Child]

I wish this headache would go away so I can enjoy my beer... And no, the beer did not cause my headache. I had the start of one before drinking. Ugh...

 

[____no5]

Ooops. Sorry to hear this. Go out for a walk or take a Panadol. Or even better: Try Painkiller.

Spoiler

 

[Moon Child]

I would take a walk but it's late. I'd also take some medicine for this but I already have one beer in me and I don't think that would be a good idea until a little later but Painkiller? I have yet to try that.

 

[____no5]

Or a combination of all the above +beer in hand. This will definitely do

 

[____no5]

Naaah what late?? It's hardly midnight, it's not like if you live in Detroit
A small walk, maybe not in a park though

 

[Moon Child]

It's also cold as hell out there! If it was a nice spring or summer evening, then maybe I'd consider.

 

[Travis The Dragon]

 

[____no5]

I like the use of hell in sentences..
Cold like hell, hot like hell, I ate like hell, I'm starving like hell, hell yeah, hell no, etc etc

 

[Moon Child]

It's a fun word to use. It should be used in every sentence.

 

[____no5]

Hell yes!

 

[mckindog]

Hell yes!

What the hell...?