after Yax's contribution, another awesome story by yours truly :
when I was waiter,
one serene night some Americans came to eat in our restaurant
among them one gorgeous blonde with blue eyes and a wonderfull cleaver smile
oh my god I fell in love once more that night, my heart was beating just for her
and I was thinking with which way could I approach her succesfully
when it was the time they to choose the wine
I had a small discousion with, and then I've learned her name : Eleonore

unfortunately I've learned the name of her boyfriend too

which was Bill
the time was passing through work's panic, but I was finding some moments to look at her and smile
or to ask everybody there if needs something
at the end I've heard a voice from their table calling me and saying "check please!"
so I came to their table I looked at her and say with a huge grin : "so... who's gonna kill Bill ?"