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All this talk of Church's of this and that, who remembers Conor and his, ahem, unhealthy obsession with Stratton? :D
 
Conor was a funny bloke, but he just got a little too caught up with Dennis Stratton.


Or was he actually 'aving us on. :huh:
 
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I see. but why unhealthy ??
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It was just a joke. He would always have a laugh at us with him going on about Stratton. As he would always bring it up, albeit in jest, I said it was unhealthy in a sarcastic tone.


Although I find it difficult to type in a sarcastic tone, so you may have to just read between the lines - so to speak. ;)
 
Let me start of by saying "all the way!". Now, why did I say all the way? It is a complicated story, but I trust if you read it all you will find it very rewarding.

You see, when I was in the U.S. last year, I had the strangest encounter. I was travelling with my brother, and we were very excited about visiting a foreign continent. Anyway, we landed at the NY airport at about 2 PM, and after endless passport controls and problem with our luggage, we began looking for a  cab to take us to ou hotel.

We finally found a cab which we got in, and for the price om just 15 bucks we found ourselves at the front door of the huge hotel. I tell you, it was amazing.

Enough of that. We went downtown the day after just to look around. It's quite overwhelming considering well over 9 million living in the city. That's fucking more than Sweden's entire population. Anyway, when we were walking down the street we saw a guitar shop. "Wonderful!" I thought to myself. Naturally, we went inside and that's when it happened. Out of the blue
Bleh, I'm not gonna bother you anymore with this made up story with no point. I hope you enjoyed it :P
 
I had eight beers tonight and only paid for two (to be precise, I only spent two Euros tonight). Plus, the place was playing Maiden, Priest, Amon Amarth, Twisted Sister, Megadeth, Motörhead, Black Sabbath and Iced Earth all the time. That's not bad now, is it.
 
after Yax's contribution, another awesome story by yours truly :

when I was waiter, one serene night some Americans came to eat in our restaurant
among them one gorgeous blonde with blue eyes and a wonderfull cleaver smile
oh my god I fell in love once more that night, my heart was beating just for her
and I was thinking with which way could I approach her succesfully
when it was the time they to choose the wine
I had a small discousion with, and then I've learned her name : Eleonore  :)
unfortunately I've learned the name of her boyfriend too  :( which was Bill

the time was passing through work's panic, but I was finding some moments to look at her and smile
or to ask everybody there if needs something

at the end I've heard a voice from their table calling me and saying "check please!"
so I came to their table I looked at her and say with a huge grin : "so... who's gonna kill Bill ?"
 
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