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Murray and Gers decided they don't need a commandment thread. That's why they used their tool Loosecannon to lock it, and after that the High Priest of Murray removed it since the H'ians are not worthy enough to read them.
 
LooseCannon said:
I have wine.
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That sounds good, I mite have a glass tonite.

Yax said:
Murray and Gers decided they don't need a commandment thread. That's why they used their tool Loosecannon to lock it, and after that the High Priest of Murray removed it since the H'ians are not worthy enough to read them.
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Ok, so we'll just pound them out here....
 
Thou shallt not have any God or Gods except Gers and Murray (this one is manditory to write down)
Whenever something bad happens, blame it on Adrian Smith
If you see somebody dressed shabby, don't always assume it is the roadie - It could be the drummer or Adrian Smith
Everytime you're having a barbeque, you must thank Gers and Murray for blessing you with such good steak. Or else Herman Li will shit on your head.
Beating up a heathen is not a crime. It is the way to heaven where 68 hot female virgins will give you B-jobs accompanied by SUPERFUCKINGMEGACOOL SOLOS FROM GERS AND MURRAY.
 
I think that's like Cyclops and Havoc from the X-men, their powers are useless against each other.  Looks like the only thing you have to do battle with are your words and wit...
 
I've never been good at commandments.... I'm too anarchist!

I have 4 rules for my son:

No drinking, no drugs, no cops, no pregnant girls.  Everything other is ok.

How 'bout:

Thou shalt dance and jump around stage whilst not playing anything that is amplified. 


or a simple Gers/Murry passage from the bible of rock:

Thou art the rock that shall be used to build albums on, Murray, for thou will not leave the band of bands.
 
I trying with hardness to come together with some cumanndments for this task, please be in rememberance that I working with limitd brain  .power for a fortnight.
 
Floyd  :P

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