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[Saapanael]

Me, age 26: have nobody to call so nothing ever happens.
Sometimes my helplessness to change this life drives me so mad, I just destroyed a chair. The only time I feel alive is when I’m getting beaten up in self-defense training.

 

[Onhell]

Me, age 26: have nobody to call so nothing ever happens.
Sometimes my helplessness to change this life drives me so mad, I just destroyed a chair. The only time I feel alive is when I’m getting beaten up in self-defense training.

Form a fight club with your self defense class buddies.

 

[LooseCannon]

I went out drinking and to a concert seriously for the first time in awhile last night, and boy oh boy, does it hurt the next day.

 

[____no5]

For me it's simple; when I play it's always juice or sparkling water, the only way to drink is if it has to do with work. And I drink more and more.

 

[MindRuler]

For me it's simple; when I play it's always juice or sparkling water, the only way to drink is if it has to do with work. And I drink more and more.

Try 4 beers. Not drunk yet.
Then 3. Not even close.
Then 2. Abit tipsy.
Then 1. Drunk as a skunk!
Conclusion: The less you drink, the more drunk you´ll get.

 

[Perun]

Just saw this on Facebook and have to very strongly resist the urge to post that the very obvious solution is to

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[Vaenyr]

 

[Meliegree]

I bought my first mechanical keyboard +/- 12 months ago and I have to admit - it's been the best 12 months of typing in my life.

Also, regarding drinking, when I was in my 20s I could drink 5 - 6 beers and be quite ok, now when I'm 36 one beer is more than enough to put me into sleep.

 

[Vaenyr]

Come next year's May it'll be a full decade since I stopped drinking any alcohol. Don't miss it, though mead was kinda awesome. Still, I'm pretty happy.

 

[Perun]

Archaeological reports have a lot of pictures, sometimes in portrait and sometimes in landscape, so that you have to hold the book up and turn it, and sometimes there are fold-out maps and plans that you have to study, so from afar it can look like you're reading a porn mag.

 

[Perun]

I say this every year, but I hate it that my first semester students have their birth year in their e-mail addresses. One of them has 06! I think I still have a jar of spices somewhere that expired that year.