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There are times when you wonder and times when you cry, and times when you just gotta pee no matter what.
I can't be compromising where I piss no more
I can't prevent the times my urine hits my car
I can't stop improvising with my dribbling schlong
I feel I've lost my patience with the bathroom stall

So we only get one bladder, can we drain it?
And we only get two kidneys, lest we trade it
Can we hold back all of this piss and just waste it?
The age of incontinence is spraying, like a warm stream
 
Also, he might have an inflammation. Or kidney stones

"Standing, waiting in the falling rain
Getting ready to begin again
Wounded prostate, crying
Body moving, vying
All around there is the smell of fumes and tires
Here the planes are coming
Hear the engines running
Pissing on a scale to comprehend

Why are we here?
In this place, here to piss
Please God, forgive us
For what we have done
I always thought I was doing right
As of now I'm not feeling so sure
I'm at a place where I give no grace
I've a bladder of yore

I sit waiting for my darkest hour to come
I cannot think about the things that I have done
It shouldn't take a fool to see that I believe
Accept the consequence
Repent for what I've done

You tell me what is certain
But I'll tell you what is true
You tell me what is modesty
When all around is death and cruelty
The relieving of man is fire
Not giving in to our desires
Within the truth that lies
Within the only thing

Mother of mercy
Angel of death desire
Mother of mercy
Taking my last drop of fire
Mother of mercy
Angel of pain
Mother of mercy
Passing my last water"
 
I’ve seen unthinkable rudeness (and tolerance) here, a photo in a social media of someone peeing on the foot (presumably) of someone else inside a half packed bus. Yes bus. His body position exactly as if he was alone on a corner of a street or under a tree.
Should be from the rural or not so rural areas somewhere about ~10 years ago.
 
At first I thought you were talking about this very thread — and if you had, you wouldn’t be wrong!

Since I’ve re-joined it’s been polite though.
No I just didn’t want to give the mysterious country’s name :D
 
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I can't be compromising where I piss no more
I can't prevent the times my urine hits my car
I can't stop improvising with my dribbling schlong
I feel I've lost my patience with the bathroom stall

So we only get one bladder, can we drain it?
And we only get two kidneys, lest we trade it
Can we hold back all of this piss and just waste it?
The age of incontinence is spraying, like a warm stream
How on earth did you manage to find the original lyrics?
#Respect
 
@Azas the next step. Actually it could be a future collective project, creating a video clip from various AI images. I.e. The Parchment animated video, etc.


 
Are you guys serious with the discussion going on on this last page or are you just taking the piss?

On a completely unrelated note - annual airshow at our airfield was held today and was a success. Good attendance (close to 10,000 people) and some cool displays. No less than three jets - one was a recently retired RNoAF F16, then two Swedish jets - first the SK60 two-seater and then the JAS Gripen. Also great aerobatic displays from several of our own pilots - both solo displays and two-ship formation displays.

Plus P-51 ... and Spitfire :wub:


PS: Happy birthday @mtmccox :cheers:
 
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